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I draw stuff, sometimes NSFW. The chars are all over 21. I use Google translate 私はものを描いています、時にはNSFW。文字は21歳以上です。Google翻訳を使用しています
Between chair and screen Katılım Nisan 2020
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Got the idea for this doodle after reading that description, a blacksmith who managed her own business and joined (or hired) an adventure party for a personal quest (like finding a missing relative like a child), wields a magic-powered shotgun.
Also, she's a widow.
BasedBinkie@basedbinkie
The adventuring party can be made of the strongest combatants but it crumbles if they don’t have the LOGISTICS member that handles: - Provisions - Setting up camp - Chart routes - Keeping inventory - Equipment maintenance - Cooks a mean soup - Info gathering - Hot(Morale Boost)
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@SandyofCthulhu I'm glad I still have both OoT and MM cartridges in working conditions.
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And in fact, Mask of Majora was the perfect sequel.
JonathanPT ✞@JPT_Arts
No. The remake should NOT be looking to "fix" Ocarina of Time. It should be about expanding on what is already there. It should be a love letter to the original that expands on its themes and concepts, and characters, not an attempt to rewrite decisions that you may find disagreeable.
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@kukuruyo Then they'll go for the ol' reliable: "tHaT's nOt tRuE sOc¡aLisM", but replacing "socialism" with "woke".
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I have to admit i have kind of an unfair advantage in certain discussion because whenever someone tries to be dishonest and ask something like "how has wokeness negatively affected you?!!" i just have to say "I live in Spain" and nobody really argues back XD
Kukuruyo 🇪🇦@kukuruyo
To give you an idea of how horrible Spanish woke laws are, there's a controversial case in Spain right now in which a guy is going to spend 8 years in jail for "rape" because his "girlfriend" never told him she didn't consider him her boyfriend The girl is someone who has psychological problems that make difficult for her to express her feelings. She entered in a romantic relationship with a friend for a month in which they had several sexual encounters. But apparently, during all of that time, she didn't actually considered they were in a relationship, she still consider him to be just a friend, but she never told him so. Even when they had sex, she did it because she felt pity for him and didn't want to hurt his feelings. But she never communicated this to him either, again to not hurt his feelings. So essentially, the man never knew during all that time that his girlfriend wasn't actually his girlfriend, and never knew that when they had sex she actually didn't want to have sex, because she never expressed it in any way. This is all by HER own admission in court, so in a normal country with fair laws that would be the end of it. But in Spain, we have the "Yes means yes" law, which says that a woman has to express enthusiastic affirmative consent at every step, or else it's rape. If that reminds you of those 2010s jokes mocking the wokes for pretending that a sexual relationship had to be the guy asking consent for every small step of the sexual act it's because that's exactly what it is. So now because she didn't consider herself to be his girlfriend when they had sex, the guy is guilty of rape, and it doesn't matter that he didn't know, that he couldn't possibly know, that she didn't tell anything to him at all. Because she wasn't "enthusiastically saying yes", now she only has to say "i didn't want it despite never expressing it" and it becomes retroactively rape.
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@tsarcugel @cabal_elon @SandyofCthulhu Communist made Venezuela, a country that was self-sufficent in food production, into an importer.
And no, it wasn't incompetence, it was fully deliberate.
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@cabal_elon @SandyofCthulhu The socialist model is more wasteful. To increase timber production you cut down trees, count them, then you move the trees somewhere else count them again, you keep doing this, the wood is now usable. Also commuism turned the largest food exporter in the world into a importer
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An acquaintance of mine got mad in Sears in the 1980s because there were “too many types of refrigerators”. He said Marxist efficiency would produce just one type of fridge which would be way easier to deal with.
I leave it to you to explain why he’s wrong.
Franklin Andrés Camargo@FranklinCamarg0
A Cuban visits a grocery store outside of Cuba for the first time “I have no words. I don’t understand… what do they do with so many things here?” Never take abundance for granted.
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@ShitpostRock2 Check the profile and find the only posts that get any traction are the political ragebait.
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I love the communist tactic of labeling every car crash as a death caused by capitalism, all while conveniently ignoring the largest man-made famines and mass murders committed by communist regimes, just to justify their fifth-grade worldview
Justin McElroy@thoughtographic
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@PixelCNinja He was much faster and also had the Super armor, but much lower defense than the original Hulk, similar to the Orange Venom that might be a reference to Carnage.
One personal conspiracy theory is that the Orange Hulk inspired Red Hulk later.
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Did you know?
Marvel vs. Capcom includes "Orange Hulk," a hidden palette swap that pays homage to The Thing from the Fantastic Four, who was cut from the final roster during development
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@SandyofCthulhu Dark Link originally appeared as the final boss in Zelda II for the NES, and he was TOUGH to beat.
OoT's DL has his tricks too, and is also a cool callback as many other things in the game.
Also, there are tricks to glitch and easily beat both of them.
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Dark Link in Ocarina of Time isn’t the final boss but he’s pretty tough, and he has abilities you don’t notably jumping on your sword so you can’t use it.
"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr@LarryBundyJr
Can anyone think of a game where the twist is YOU are the final boss? Only one that comes to mind for me is Shadow of the Colossus. (Though the bad ending to Resident Evil 9 totally missed an opportunity there)
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A pet historical peeve of mine is when archers are ordered to "fire" before they shoot. Before gunpowder, that term made no sense.
You would have ordered archers to "loose" or possibly "shoot". Also usually a group of archers didn't fire in a synchronized attack all together. Volley fire was developed for gunpowder infantry, to maximize the noise and make sure the enemy was close enough and grouped enough for that first shot to count.
There were times when you wanted your archers to shoot all together, but you wouldn't have each shot be an organized volley. If you did it at all it would just be the first (or the last) shot.
Anyway bowmen don't "fire".
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@SandyofCthulhu I still find odd that Magic the Gathering depicted the kelpies as some blob-like monsters with toothy maws while the horse-like monsters were instead the Pucas.
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There’s a creepy Kelpie tale about how some kids were playing by a river and a cute pony came over to play. It seemed friendly so the kids started climbing on its back.
One girl, more savvy than the rest, saw that the pony’s body got longer with each new rider, to accomodate them. She tried to warn them but the pony’s skin was like glue, and the kids couldn’t dismount!
The pony (a kelpie) then ran into the river with all the kids screaming and the next morning their livers washed up on the shore.
There are other cautionary kelpie tales but that one hit home.
Josh | Map Effects@MapEffects
If you see a lone horse by the water, do not go closer…
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@kukuruyo Two seconds and it already copied everything bad from CGI, from the chop-ness, the weightlessness, to the stilted trash movement.
It's like combining Berserk 2016 with Transformers Superlink.
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Dude AI has managed the impossible
I'm watching two anime mechs fight and i think it's fucking ass
LAS91214@las91214
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@Kneon The only way to start fixing the problem is of course to start demonetizing the ragebait for politics addicts, which includes misandrists hating men, antis hating anime and racist grifters.
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X monetization is very arbitrary and not transparent at all.
I feel like they throw a few bucks at people to keep them posting to get more fish to jump into the boat — Premium subscribers.
But it does not feel like a viable ecosystem for content creators outside of the a handful of hyper-political accounts.
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@kukuruyo @CristinaSegui Esta molesta porque no se le ocurrió primero a ella.
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@CristinaSegui Esta soltando tales polladas que hasta Irene montero esta entrecerrando los ojos. Eso es nivel XD
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“Las feministas nunca hemos sido punitivistas. Meter al violador en la cárcel aísla a la víctima”
Victoria Rosell, magistrada, ex delegada del Gobierno contra la Violencia de Género 2020/2033 y, sobre todo, FEMINISTA.
Mª Victoria Rosell Aguilar@VickyRosell
Contigo, @monicaoltra No ahora; siempre. He encontrado este vídeo de cuando pocas personas te apoyaban públicamente. Explicando el #lawfare , sus efectos, que nosotrAs sí dimitimos … Me he emocionado hoy al conocer tu decisión. Gracias💜
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@kukuruyo People be like "NTR is too absurd to be taken seriously!" and then reality drops this anvil.
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To give you an idea of how horrible Spanish woke laws are, there's a controversial case in Spain right now in which a guy is going to spend 8 years in jail for "rape" because his "girlfriend" never told him she didn't consider him her boyfriend
The girl is someone who has psychological problems that make difficult for her to express her feelings. She entered in a romantic relationship with a friend for a month in which they had several sexual encounters. But apparently, during all of that time, she didn't actually considered they were in a relationship, she still consider him to be just a friend, but she never told him so. Even when they had sex, she did it because she felt pity for him and didn't want to hurt his feelings. But she never communicated this to him either, again to not hurt his feelings.
So essentially, the man never knew during all that time that his girlfriend wasn't actually his girlfriend, and never knew that when they had sex she actually didn't want to have sex, because she never expressed it in any way. This is all by HER own admission in court, so in a normal country with fair laws that would be the end of it.
But in Spain, we have the "Yes means yes" law, which says that a woman has to express enthusiastic affirmative consent at every step, or else it's rape. If that reminds you of those 2010s jokes mocking the wokes for pretending that a sexual relationship had to be the guy asking consent for every small step of the sexual act it's because that's exactly what it is.
So now because she didn't consider herself to be his girlfriend when they had sex, the guy is guilty of rape, and it doesn't matter that he didn't know, that he couldn't possibly know, that she didn't tell anything to him at all. Because she wasn't "enthusiastically saying yes", now she only has to say "i didn't want it despite never expressing it" and it becomes retroactively rape.
Bou@bouenmatrix
Bueno, pues ya he leído este caso. Si os parece bien vamos a revisar la sentencia para ver lo fácil que es, con la Ley actual, que un inocente acabe 8 años y medio en prisión. poderjudicial.es/cgpj/es/Poder-…
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@kukuruyo "It's going to be fun isn't it?"
As fun as everybody closing their wallets.
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More Japanese devs going to shit due to western "modern audiences"
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@RamblingsNerd2 @kukuruyo Because helping their communist comrades in Venezuela and Cuba is more important than stopping a pesky disease that's "not that bad" anyway.
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To keep you up on Spanish bullshit; it has been found out the government has been stealing millions from the fight against cancer
Because of course they would
ABC.es@abc_es
🔴 La Policía irrumpe en el CNIO y precinta varios almacenes para preservar pruebas de la corrupción ✍️ @joanguirado abc.es/espana/policia…
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