Four-eyed Yoruba Boy 🐦‍⬛

Dear @BNXN I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to express my heartfelt appreciation for the incredible album you recently dropped. From the very first listen, I have been completely hooked.

Winterfell horse riders dey gba men, see as this one don use him aura unguard my perfume

The patient in room 9 died at 3am. I was there. I watched the monitor flatline. I helped cover the body. I signed the form. At 6am he was sitting up in bed eating breakfast.

Guy, I wasn’t even a stubborn kid, I was a very prim and proper kid and a star boy, na me dem dey use do example for other kids. I was always winning one competition or the other. Na from 11yrs old my life change for bad. That other guy na deity 😂😂

There is a Contract in the Qur'an that terrified the Universe. The Sky refused to sign it, the Earth refused to sign it, the Mountains refused to sign it. But you signed it.

Amiyah started making beads and made me brand ambassador. After finishing the first set, I tried them on, and they looked good. She then asked me to pay for the beads. Shey brand ambassadors usually pay ni? She said she doesn’t like her brand ambassadors arguing and fired me.

Wait, I am genuinely shocked that you guys are shocked! So you mean nobody here has eaten sacrifice; not even once? Coconut they break and throw inside river? Roasted yam and all? palm oil rice, eggs and guinea fowl? Wow! And that thing dey sweet that year oh, I don’t know of now. Because they are making it for the ‘gods’. But who dey chop am? Me, Ugbede, Ameh, Didam and Agaba (my friends)! 🤭 leader of the gang.

these days lagos babes taught me to be silent … tho i miss saying dirty things while at it 🧎🏾 the last time i wanted to be freaky with one babe like that “ talk to me baby, what should daddy do to u ” she replied : credit my opay 💀😭😭

Suya?

Similar wetin? At all, I was a good kid till i turned 11. I’ve read your stories, you were competing with Satan 😭😭😭😭 You were not a child, you were an evil spirit😭

Doctor strange talk say after 5 years I go enter multiverse of madness 😔😔😔

That's a Lot

Umbrella Academy nearly stop me for road today.

Jehovah witness??😭😭

person steal my neighbor’s vibranium go sell am give tony stark dem don carry the matter give traditional Thor Thor say make dem give am 7days

make this my roommate go church jare, so i go fit study the PDF wey i download last night.

white walkers wan stop me for road, thank god say na my Dothraki horse man carry me.

I no wan forget the poem wey Dr strange say make i recite when i wan do my late night skincare routine

Back in my uni days, I been dey always defend Okafor’s Law like say na thesis 😭 One night for hostel, we dey gist and I drop am confidently, “Any babe wey I don touch before… if I show face again, e fit still work.” My guys no gree hear word. Dem say make I prove am. I remember one babe from 200 level—me and her been get one kind soft thing then, but we just stop talking randomly. So that evening, I just text her: “You dey hostel?” She reply: “Yeah… long time o 👀” I say, “I dey around.” She no even stress am: “Come.” As I reach, the whole vibe just calm… like say nothing ever pause. We dey talk, laugh small, one thing lead to another… Next thing, we don dey close again—those kind moments wey no need too much talking 😅 Everything just flow naturally, like muscle memory. Later as I dey waka go my hostel that night, breeze just dey hit me like say I achieve something 😂 Next day, my guys gather me: “Wetin happen??” I just smile say, “Guy… no be every time e dey work… but this one? Confirm update.” 😭

Tony Stark talk quick before pastor catcħ me for here

I don get el clasico tomorrow, make I go collect herbal smoothie from the woman whey dey junction