Tavis Maplesden

@MysterySolvents The universe may collapse if my theory is correct. We are living in a simulation and this dim witted security guard, to escape his shitty life, input his own persona into our world. But he jacked up all his own settings to 10. Glitching the matrix. It’s why he can’t be prosecuted

What happens when Trump dies?

@ATRightMovies That’s movie sucked so bad

Jennifer Lawrence landed SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK off a Skype audition from her parents’ home in Kentucky after David O. Russell thought she was too young for the role - then knew she was perfect once he saw her, later calling her "a force of nature."

@patterballs Yeah but you got to hand it to them when it comes to losing luggage. Very consistent

@ATRightMovies “We are a few good men!”

@ATRightMovies The jazz singer with Al Jolson

@ATRightMovies Quigley Down Under

What's the best Australian film?

@ATRightMovies Lawrence of Arabia

@mariolopezviva Yeah but that looks like it would hurt

@ATRightMovies American Beauty. It blew my mind that people thought it was good

Which film blew your mind when you first saw it?

@RepTedLieu @thejackhopkins Iconic

@JoeListComedy In jeans too!

Spoiler alert: I won in straight sets.

@ATRightMovies All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome!!

@twitandrewking Is that you in the picture? Middle

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@otokyo__ Portrait of the arsehole as a young man

We're looking for a name for this amazing Renaissance painting. 😂 What would you call it?

@ATRightMovies Boogie nights Crooklyn Only two correct answers

@fesshole That’s whack

Jacked off so much, I started writing erotica to at least engage my mind while I beat it. Ended up finding a groove, and made actual money from commissions. Sadly, the AI boom smothered my dream in its cradle.

@ksorbs Ur gay

Why does Pride get a month? What are they proud of? Mom's get a day. Dad's get a day. Our Vets get one day. If any group deserves a month...it is our Vets. Pretty simple to do the math on that one.

@Trevornoah What’s it like having two first names for a name?

I can’t believe Born a Crime is turning 10. I’m revisiting the book for a new anniversary edition, and I realised there are probably things you’ve always wanted to ask me. If you could ask me one question about the book, what would it be? Let me know in the comments.

@patterballs 🎶 it’s like gaaaaiiiaains, in your penis weight…

🎶 “Is that hyaluronic…in your dink?”…

@twitandrewking When I was a kid. The single most amazing thing to me was the layered butterscotch pudding and whipped cream dessert that the Kmart cafeteria sold. I couldn’t imagine anything being better than that

1988 Kmart lunch in January…