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trump in the white house freezer

@RachelEvaMarie Peeing your pants

Name something more embarrassing than being a part of the NYPD….

@RachelEvaMarie I did laugh

First Easter church service in decades!

When people at work tell me they enjoy working with me I’m like yea…. I know…… I am a people pleaser…… everything I do is for you to accept me….. and look what you’re doing…..accepting me….. kind of manipulative of me

me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

It takes a special kind of fuck-wad to blast their music on a speaker on the blue line to ohare at 5am, let alone in public

i miss when i had thoughts to share on here, sigh

this is what i look like i hope u dont mind

the biggest reason i need twitter to work

@RachelEvaMarie Please your seizures are r caused by lights 😭

The strobe lights were worth the seizure risk tbfh

Would anyone believe me if I said last night a baby bird fell out of the sky, bounced off my shoulder and then landed by Kim and died

I recommend never buying furniture from @westelm ever. Almost 1 year dealing with problems from an $800 item.

@RachelEvaMarie Go pee outside basically

Really big fan of everything going on today. 😛

TREE PAINE CLOCK IN

Happy woman’s history month

@RachelEvaMarie I was about to send this to you and realized it’s your tweet ❤️

When a Tesla Uber picks me up I’m like how do I open the door xx