Tina E
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Tina E
@TbumpyTina
Just trying to get through life like everyone else. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
New Mexico, USA Katılım Şubat 2017
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I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue.
On April 21st, the left screen moved first.
I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug.
At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy.
On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me.
At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire.
Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83.
I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags.
My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports.
The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026:
Reviewed.
That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one.
Let me show you my flags.
March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it.
March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it.
April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it.
April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it.
April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it.
That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one.
The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March.
Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012.
Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence.
Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets.
The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade.
I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email.
The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action.
One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared.
One account is a coincidence. But there were six.
Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000.
My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger.
March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes.
The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event.
The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting."
Then the White House sent the email again.
I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread.
I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated.
But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed.
Zero prosecutions.
As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations.
I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations.
The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still.
In my field, we call this price discovery.
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I don't know how else to say this, so I'll just say it plainly.
We are at Code Red.
If this administration is not put in check soon, everything that makes America beautiful is at risk of irreversible damage.
He is stealing, leasing and depleting our protected lands.
He won't stop.
Protecting our National Parks, U.S. national forests, and the majestic Arctic Refuge should not be a partisan issue.
Once these lands are destroyed, they are gone forever.
Future generations will never know or experience them. The wildlife that lives off them will not survive.
One man should not hold this power over the future of all Americans.
Call your Senators and ask them to protect our public lands and national forests.
Make it clear you will not support the reelection of a representative who votes to mine, drill, or log on our protected lands.
Code Red.

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🚨 BREAKING: Today, the Trump administration announced plans to move forward with a new oil and gas lease sale in the Arctic Refuge, ignoring decades of public opposition, scientific concern, and Indigenous leadership.
Read our full press release: bit.ly/4dUHN3w


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NEW: In the dead of night, the House passed a bill to extend FISA through April 30 by unanimous consent at 2:09 a.m., after Republicans tanked procedural votes on the controversial warrantless surveillance law. abcnews.link/zWQJVgs
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Trump: President Donald J. Trump and Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum, are proud to be fixing the once beautiful Reflecting Pool between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. We were told it was going to take YEARS to do this job, and it will take a fraction of that time, at a fraction of the cost — and it will be much more beautiful than the day it was built!

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@SecRollins @USDA This sounds very much like "arbeit macht frei" comment.
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Millions of Americans have reclaimed their freedom. 🇺🇸
New @USDA SNAP data show 3.3 million fewer Americans are participating in the program today than when President Trump returned to office.
This is about restoring dignity, accountability, and opportunity — and ensuring SNAP serves those who truly need it most.
Read my latest in @thehill ⬇️
thehill.com/opinion/white-…
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Confirmed what I suspected in a post last night. Thune reached a deal with Dems to fund DHS except for ICE and Trump rejected it. DONALD TRUMP is to blame for airport chaos - not Democrats.

John Bresnahan@bresreports
.@PunchbowlNews AM today On Sunday, Thune told Trump about a potential deal with Democrats to end the DHS shutdown. Trump said no - Vault: Waters demands formal housing negotiation - Tech: Family groups band together on AI - What we’re watching punchbowl.news/archive/32326-…
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@IfindRetards Bautista chose his mother over a celebrity and you're calling him a retard? Whoever runs this account has the mental maturity of a 12 year old.
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@BasedMikeLee So the last election was illegitimate? Trump didn't legitimately win the election?
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Millions of people *who are NOT U.S. citizens*
Ian Jaeger@IanJaeger29
Chuck Schumer: “If Republicans pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT, Millions of people will be removed from the Voter Rolls.”
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@karlykingsley The dem presidential candidate needs to run on investigating and prosecuting everyone in this administration. The trump cabinet is bleeding us dry with their corruption.
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Trump bought Netflix and Warner Bros bonds at height of bidding war with Paramount reut.rs/4cEloH5 reut.rs/4cEloH5
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@thedailybeast Glad we could starve poor people so we could afford this. This administration is going to bankrupt this country in a year.
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ICE has acquired thousands of branded vehicles that are now just sitting in parking garages after Kristi Noem’s 28-year-old deputy ordered them without verifying they could be used. trib.al/jAw4MOo
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Hidden on page 744 of the farm bill the House Agriculture Committee passed Thursday is a provision that would condemn millions of pigs to a lifetime in gestation crates.
Rebranded the 'Save Our Bacon Act,' it's a pork-industry play to wipe out every state law banning the sale of pork from crated pigs — laws the conservative Supreme Court upheld in 2023.
Over 85% of Democrats and Republicans oppose these crates. Voters have backed ballot measures to ban them in state after state.
The pork industry knows it can't win a straight vote on this. So it's burying the provision in an 800-page bill and hoping no one notices.
Contact your senators and representative today and tell them: oppose the farm bill unless the Save Our Bacon Act is stripped out. You can reach them at senate.gov and house.gov — it takes two minutes and it matters.

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@RedPilledNurse This is such a bullshit story. These pics are from much later and none of this ever happened. You're running a PR campaign for a pedophile.
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🚨Today I will tell the world the truth about Trump as to why he did this to a woman. America, imagine being told “you need emergency surgery to survive, but the ONLY surgeon who can do it is 3,000 miles away in New York City - and you’re TOO SICK to fly on a commercial airplane, so… good luck.” That’s a death sentence, right?
That’s exactly where a California woman stood in the year 2000. She needed life-saving emergency surgery. The specialist was in NYC - 3,000 MILES away. Her doctors said: “You MUST get to New York or you won’t survive.”
But commercial airlines REFUSED her - she was too medically fragile to fly on regular planes with all their stops and limitations. She was TRAPPED. Dying.
With the cure 3,000 miles away but NO WAY to reach it. Then someone suggested: “Call Donald Trump. He has planes.” She called, desperate, explaining her impossible situation.
Trump’s response took SECONDS: “Take my plane. I’m sending my private jet to California RIGHT NOW. No charge. Get to that surgeon.”
Within HOURS, Trump’s personal jet landed in California, picked up the dying woman with full medical equipment on board, and flew her 3,000 miles to New York City. She reached the surgeon IN TIME. Got the surgery. SURVIVED.
Today, she’s ALIVE - has lived 25 MORE YEARS since that day - because Donald Trump sent his private jet for free to a complete stranger. Her words in later interview: “I would be DEAD if Mr.
Trump didn’t send his plane. He saved my LIFE.” Here’s why Trump sending his private jet to save a dying stranger proves that when you have resources, you use them to save LIVES. ✈️🇺🇸
PRAY with me: “Jesus, please keep President Trump HEALTHY and STRONG so he can continue helping people like this for many more years. Protect him. Bless him. Let him live long to serve others. Amen.” Share so people see Trump’s heart. ✈️🙏🇺🇸

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@JakeHoffmanAZ Isn't having this license plate partisan or do you only reserve that word for democrats?
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Arizona Democrat Katie Hobbs VETOED the Charlie Kirk Memorial License Plate bill today.
My statement on her veto 👇🏼
Katie Hobbs’ grotesque partisanship knows no bounds. Even in the wake of a global civil rights leader — an Arizona resident and her own constituent — being assassinated in broad daylight for his defense of the First Amendment, Hobbs couldn’t find the human decency to put her far-Left extremism aside simply to allow those how wish to honor him to do so. Katie Hobbs will forever be known as a stain on the pages of Arizona’s story.

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@EdKrassen Where's @libsoftiktok reporting on this? Does she not report on white American pedophiles?
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BREAKING: Another Trump-pardoned MAGA scumbag just got life in prison.
January 6 rioter Andrew Paul Johnson just got life in prison for Molestation of a Victim less than 12 years of age, Lewd or Lascivious Molestation of a Victim 12 years of age or older but less than 16 years of age, two counts of Lewd or Lascivious Exhibition, and Transmission of Material Harmful to a Minor by Electronic Device.
Trump is responsible. Is there any surprise that the guy who’s covering up the Epstein files also pardoned a sicko like this?
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