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@tsunamino When someone asks why I do what I do

It’s getting to the point where I can’t watch too many American shows, or at least certain ones, in a short time because the religious stuff is just too much. You can go 2 minutes without mentioning your imaginary friend! It won’t kill you!

Dear BBC News King Charles ain’t dead yet. You’ve reported he has cancer. We wish him well. Move on Unsure why we get a double whammy of Nicholas Witchell and fuck anything else happening to the plebs in this country

King Charles getting cancer is about to get so much more air time than the genocide of Palestinians (zero surprise; all outrage)

@bigschubes You need to know the difference between “liberals” and “left wing” I’m left wing (and by U.K. standards, not US standards where left means “just a little bit further left than republicans”) and I’m not a fan of liberals and think Shane Gillis is hilarious.

SNL’s way-too-left wing fans watching Shane Gillis deliver the funniest monologue the show has ever seen

@DiagonalDoug @PopBase Your profile looks exactly how I expected it to. Love that.

@PopBase It's not breaking news that she's a trashy slut

The White House says the sexually-explicit AI images of Taylor Swift are ‘alarming’ and that Congress should take legislative action to address fake abusive images online. “We are alarmed by the circulation of the false images,” press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters.

@SkyNews Glad the government is going after people who are critical of genocide and war crimes.

Bid to ban 'antisemitic' Islamist group launched by home secretary trib.al/QmzhPlr

@SkyNews The latest chapter in “if you criticise the government of Israel you are a racist”

. @cymrogav #RatOut

@BBCMOTD Acts like he got shot

Saïd Benrahma was shown a red card for this 🔴 Thoughts? 💭 #BBCFACup

@SkyNews Why? They should be. They’re doing worse things than Russia and they’ve been doing it all for much longer.

Gary Lineker removes social media post calling for Israel to be banned from football trib.al/MmjslEF

.@roryhaspowers and @cymrogav last night

@SkyNews You wanna stop the boats? Open safe routes for refugees and asylum seekers to enter the country as is required by law. It’s that simple.

BREAKING: Former home secretary Suella Braverman has insisted "I want the prime minister to succeed" in stopping the boats and, if he does, he "will be able to lead us into the next election". Latest 🔗 trib.al/bBXqtUz 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@BBCMOTD How did Manchester do? What about Nottingham? Gonna keep an eye out for the London result too.

@BBCMOTD Sheffield are non-league. Talk about the premier league being geared towards the top 6. The media don’t even know which teams are in it below the champions league places. It’s not just this; it’s the complete lack of effort to research anything by commentators & media outlets

We actually look like we have an identity now. We’re trying to be a counter attacking team and it’s working. We have a style of play finally. #twitterblades

@PippaCrerar @patmcfaddenmp Nuanced points aren’t appreciated in today’s climate. However, what a way to try to shake the claim that you’re a Tory that’s put a bit of red paint over the blue. Labour have been lurching further and further to the right under Starmer.

Labour’s election chief @patmcfaddenmp says Keir Starmer was paying tribute to Margaret Thatcher’s effectiveness, not her policies 👇🏼

@SkyNews Tory Government cracking down on legal activities is nothing new. Their whole shtick is about punishing you for doing what’s legal and later making it illegal.

BREAKING: Government to announce crackdown on legal migration, Sky News understands 🔗 Read more news.sky.com/story/governme…

The good thing about PH leaving today is that it immediately lengthens memories. Play-off semi. FA Cup Semi. Promotion. Best of luck to one of the few managers that have left Sheffield United in a better state than they found it.

@BBCNews Why? Migration benefits us. The only reason to seek to reduce it is to appease racists. But it’s the tories and appeasing racists is their modus operandi.

Chris Mason: Ministers in new bid to reduce immigration bbc.in/49YncXP