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Dear God, why is sometimes wiping my butt so easy and sometimes it’s like cleaning an oil spill penguin?

@saturnsymmetry @emmabo Fellow Lightning Bugger Here! 🤚👋

i just found out a group of fireflies is called a sparkle and i have never felt such joy

@saturnsymmetry Thank you, as always, I am so grateful to have randomly found a new friend! You are so lovely!

@saturnsymmetry Yes - it's a big weekend for me! My birthday, graduation and mother's day!!

@saturnsymmetry Mine is next Saturday!

@saturnsymmetry Yay!!!! This is awesome!

@saturnsymmetry Aw! After Thursday my Canvas panda will be sleeping too! 😴 I can't wait to see what's next for you!

the worst two weeks of a college student’s life begins tomorrow

@saturnsymmetry Already did my in-service but we present our case studies in class to the cohort next week

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@JoJoFromJerz Frozen shoulder, or adhesive capsulitis, can take quite a while to heal. PT is your absolute best bet.

I was just at the orthopedist, and apparently I have something called “frozen shoulder”. I guess I need physical therapy. Has anyone else had that? And if so, did the PT help?

@saturnsymmetry I was placed in a school district, so I've been bouncing around different schools within the district every day - it's a huge change from any other setting I've been at! The kids are definitely a lot of fun.

@saturnsymmetry I still have 2 more! 😫

@saturnsymmetry Congrats to you from the physical therapy side! So. Close.

@saturnsymmetry I finish my outpatient rotation next week :)

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@ghost_of_pluto @primawesome Although it would have been funny if he panned to the cup and it’s just full to the brim

Headed to the dick doc for my post-vasectomy checkup to make sure ya boy is making pulp free orange juice.