Captain Offensive †

@erycoyugi She's funny in a Nat Geo kinda way.

Kikuyu men are not romantic 😂😂😂 they go straight to the point 😂😂

So the "Palestinians" are so "indigenous" to the land, that the name they call the land means... Absolutely NOTHING to them? Hmm... interesting

Kids are being beheaded now??????????

@hachitori_kuri She was neither a prostitute nor an apostle.

does he not have teammates?

In 10 years we’re going to see posts criticising gen alpha for spending all their money on rice when sawdust is cheaper and just as filling

@droid254 He's Somali they don't have a concept of rivers where he comes from so he doesn't know how they work.

It's almost two years by the way

In 2027 Trump identifies as a woman, changes his name to Donna Trumpette, runs in 2028, and wins as the first female President. Something the left will identify with 🤣

i have become unemployed walker of public parks

REJECT FINANCE BILL 2026. Stay guided We are being distracted,. Amkeniiiiii, Finance Bill inapitishwa chini ya maji..!

We are LIVE 🎉 Carrefour 10th Anniversary starts today! Bigger deals. Better savings. Only at Carrefour🛒 Happy Shopping🥳 #CarfrefourKenya

Ours neighbours be warned, it will not be business as usual💯.

It’s crazy how the “old songs” never actually get old

@EACCKenya The fishes that are tiny, yeah focus on those.

𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗖 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗬𝗘𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗢𝗥 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟 𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗔𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗖 𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 The Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) has today, 21 May 2026, arrested a former employee of the Office of the Auditor General (OAG) as part of an ongoing crackdown on the use of forged academic certificates. The suspect, Mercy Akinyi Ofuwa, is accused of using a forged Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) certificate to secure employment at the OAG. Investigations conducted by the Commission established that Ms Ofuwa allegedly forged KCSE academic documents purportedly from Umina Secondary School and successfully used them in her application for employment at the Office of the Auditor General. Upon conclusion of investigations, the Commission forwarded the case file to the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP), who approved charges of forgery, uttering a false document, and fraudulent acquisition of public property amounting to Kes5,838,790, being salaries allegedly earned by the suspect during her employment at the OAG. The suspect has been released on a Kes50,000 cash bail pending arraignment. EACC will also file civil proceedings to recover all the salaries and benefits earned by the accused person based on the fake academic qualifications.

@BBCNews Wow congratulations to them for breaking their personal records!

Deservedly so

@wakariowa Someone should just wife the wench and restrict her online access.

Siku hizi waalimu wanaishi kwa Mabatment. Enyewe this government hates its taxpayers!