Tech Orion

want the ball? yeah? yeah? puppy wants a ball???? *fake throws the ball* go fetch!! ill give you a treat!! you've been such a good pup!! *hiding the ball behind my back*

how it feels to come from a childhood where you were taught to be bigoted only to emerge as a woke adult

this is what i mean when i say i love fat bears

The thermometer went from 70 to 35 like it saw a state trooper.

on the bed, on the couch, in the shower, on the floor, in the car, on the countertop, in the backyard, in the closet, on the-

when i ordered this commission i made this doodle in mspaint to show the artist what i wanted and i haven’t stopped laughing about it

the pose you hit at 6AM before going to work/school

Just a couple of pink critters sharing a cup of tea! 🩷 With the lovely @Ymmotehl! Thanks to @Kwiateko for this absolutely adorable piece, it turned out stellar!

Fucking,,,,, sogged,,,

I can say @Tech_The_Wolf gives the best hugs! 🩷🩵 Shoutout to @WeaselDumb for this adorable piece!

This puppy wants to play osu! on your computer. 🩷 Stellar artwork from @zulples, show them some love!

Less than a person.

𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠 𝐃𝐚𝐲... 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞☀️⚡️

2001 jumpscare

Just a couple of dumb mutts! 💙🩷 With @Tech_The_Wolf, base by @HerbYeen!