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Tectone gets emotional about wanting Asmongold to be genuinely happy in life "My entire life knowing Asmon, I was like, this guy is going to sit in his room alone and rot with his roaches and make YouTube videos for the next 70 years. But now there's a chance." "Where Asmongold might get a new house. Where he might actually hire professional cleaners. Where he actually might get a wife. Where he actually might get kids." "As much as it would be great for me to have infinite content to farm from Asmongold forever, the one thing I want for a guy who has treated me so well my entire life is I just want him to be happy. That's it."

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Tectone tells Mizkif if 8 different people make you want to kill yourself maybe you're just a miserable person "All you say is you made me want to kill myself. Ludwig made me want to kill myself. Asmongold made me want to kill myself. Tectone made me want to kill myself." "If eight different people can make you want to kill yourself, maybe that's not other people's fault. Maybe you're just mentally unwell. Have you thought of that?"

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Tectone tells the story of his accidental first date with Sophia "I invited Delaney too but she was busy. So I said we can still go. She said yeah. The next day I picked her up and she was wearing this dress. I was like oh shit, she's wearing a dress. I've got a blazer in my back seat because I was wearing a beater and sweatpants." "We get put at a two person table. She's wearing a dress, I'm wearing a suit coat, we're a foot and a half in front of each other. And I'm like oh shit, this is a date right now, isn't it?"

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Tectone goes off on Mizkif, says nobody likes him and nobody ever will "You called me a convicted rapist, that I lost a criminal trial, that there was proof involved. You said I would be in jail in days. All of that gets disproven with a quick search. I lost a civil case where no proof was presented and I lost it based off someone's testimony." "That's why nobody cares if you maybe were falsely accused, because nobody's going to feel bad for you when you're calling other people convicted rapists. The thing you're crying about, you actually did to me." "Nobody gives a fuck about you. You're crying about Asmongold being mean to you. Nobody liked you before all this shit, nobody's going to like you after this shit."

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Tectone says he'd rather have a thot daughter than a gay son "I would rather have a thot daughter, and the reason why is because a gay son cannot continue your legacy. A thot daughter can." "Sometimes for women being a ho is just a phase. For a lot of people, gay is their entire life. And then if they were gay they'd also probably be a liberal. And having a liberal son, good God, you're just a pussy."

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Tectone reveals Mizkif made him shave his legs on stream while an OnlyFans girl harassed him "Do you know how weird it is having a woman scoot up their vagina close to my face while she tells me how I'm weird for not eating pussy and that I should eat dudes' assholes instead? That goes on for like eight whole minutes. And I couldn't say no because I owed Mizkif money.” “I can’t believe the actual clip can’t be found in totality. That whole stream VOD, if that’s ever found, was the most uncomfortable experience I’ve ever had in my entire life.”

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Tectone explains why Asmongold's self improvement would make him immune to all criticism "That's how Hasan wins. If Asmongold is just a 40 year old loser yelling about shit on the internet with no wife, no kids." "If Asmongold becomes a well adjusted individual and still stays the same mentally, no criticism can touch him. Nothing. Gets in shape, he wins. Dentist, he wins. Wife, kids. He's literally an untouchable God that will grow unfathomably bigger. No cheap jab can land. You literally will not be able to say anything."

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Tectone explains why Kaise’s strong personality will push Asmongold to improve "Kaise is a bitch and that's not necessarily a bad thing. We've all seen my fiancée. There were some very bad habits I probably would still have if Sophia didn't bitch me in some aspects." "I think it's actually a good thing that Kaise is a very mentally strong person. A lot of people when they date someone solidify their bad habits by saying I accept you for who you are rather than saying I'm going to help you work on your bad habits and make you a better version of yourself."

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Tectone opens up about growing up in a dangerous neighborhood and a childhood friend he lost to the system "Do you know how scary it is being the token white boy in an all black, all Mexican neighborhood? It was fucking horrifying. I was known as that cracka ass white boy for like 8 years of my life." "When you're a sixth grader and a high school senior from MS 13 is holding you up to a wall with a knife against your throat saying give me a reason not to kill you, and that's not even an extreme scenario. That bullying and physical assault was never ending." "My best friend during that time was Sean. He was mixed. We would play Yu-Gi-Oh all the time. Since I left and I was the only friend he was comfortable with, he's been in prison ever since. I don’t know why. I’ve heard after I left he joined a gang, he did something, I don’t know. And I’ve never heard from him ever again.” "Sean or your mother Nancy, if you're out there, find some way to contact me. I would love to know what happened to you. Thank you for taking care of me when I was younger. I appreciate you a lot."

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Tectone gets emotional about wanting Asmongold to be genuinely happy in life "My entire life knowing Asmon, I was like, this guy is going to sit in his room alone and rot with his roaches and make YouTube videos for the next 70 years. But now there's a chance." "Where Asmongold might get a new house. Where he might actually hire professional cleaners. Where he actually might get a wife. Where he actually might get kids." "As much as it would be great for me to have infinite content to farm from Asmongold forever, the one thing I want for a guy who has treated me so well my entire life is I just want him to be happy. That's it."

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Tectone calls out Nmplol's hypocrisy after he lectured Asmongold about needing compassion "I don't want to hear you talking about needing compassion because Asmongold says he wants illegal immigrants out of the country and he wants to throw poke balls at them like Ash Ketchum. I think saying you want illegal criminals out is a lot better than when you said the kids who died in the Guadalupe River deserved it." "Get the fuck off your high horse. A joke is a joke, and you either admit Asmongold's joke was okay or you admit yours wasn't. You can't be double dipping like this." "I got confronted by three of the biggest content creators in the right wing political space and I still had your back. I said yeah, he's a bitch for that, but he's a good dude. Come the fuck on."