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this the funniest shit ever bra

@Skylarjderouen It's like they always say, "Price is what you pay. Value is what you get."

As a sugar daddy living in Rio 🇧🇷, I’d say the women here have the best cost-to-hotness ratio. It’s nothing short of incredible.

@Skylarjderouen For real though. Definitely have to get a Brazil landing pad. It's one of the safe spots in case of a World War 3 outbreak.

I was in Air Force for 20 years. This is NOT good. Trump needs to stop blowing smoke up the American people’s ass about Iran’s missile capabilities.

@Am_Blujay The guy from Black Panther was right: "You bald-headed demon!"😆

Everytime she misses Tupac she makes sure she humiliate Will Smith every two weeks .

@lukepierceops NICHE

I mapped every AI automation opportunity across 25 industries. 10-15 pain points each. With the exact positioning, pricing range, and who to sell to. This took me 4 years and 80+ client engagements to figure out. A lot of AI agencies pick a niche and pray. They don't know the actual pain points. They don't know who the buyer is. They don't know what these companies are already paying for broken solutions. They don't know what the realistic project size is. So they end up competing on price for generic "AI automation" gigs. I've worked with marketing agencies, recruiting firms, e-commerce brands, law firms, real estate companies, healthcare practices, financial services, SaaS companies, manufacturing, construction, logistics, and more. Every single one has 10-15 processes that are bleeding money because they're still done manually. Here's what the guide covers for each industry: → The top 10-15 automation pain points (ranked by ROI) → Who the actual buyer is (CEO, COO, ops manager, etc.) → What they're currently paying for manual labor or broken SaaS → Realistic project pricing ($5K-$60K+ depending on scope) → The discovery questions that unlock the deal → How to position yourself as the expert even if you've never worked in that industry → Red flags to avoid (industries and company sizes that aren't worth it) 25 industries and 300+ specific automation opportunities. This is the cheat code for picking your niche and knowing exactly what to sell before you ever get on a call. Like + RT + reply "NICHE" and I'll send you the full guide (Must be following so I can DM)

@onlydubsX What an evil woman!

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

Insurance companies were never just in the insurance business. In the 1790s, they started buying banks, government bonds, and real estate. Within a few decades, they owned a majority of Massachusetts' banking system. Here's how the people who insure your property became the people who finance everything:

I am the VP of Workforce Economics at Oracle. We are worth $420 billion. On Tuesday, we sent 30,000 employees a termination email at 6 AM. Not 9. Not business hours. Six in the morning. They woke up to the word "eliminated." The email came from "Oracle Leadership." Not a manager. Not a name. Oracle Leadership. It said: "We are grateful for your dedication, hard work, and the impact you have made." By the time they read the word "grateful," their access to email, files, and Slack had already been revoked. The gratitude was the last Oracle communication they received. We did not eliminate the roles. We eliminated the salaries. In the same fiscal year, we filed 3,126 H-1B petitions to hire foreign workers. 436 this year alone. The roles are identical. The pay is not. An H-1B software engineer earns $87,000. The domestic median for the same work is $106,000. Eighty-three percent of H-1B workers are classified at entry-level wages for senior positions. The industry calls this a skills gap. It is a pay cut that requires a passport. The visa is tied to the employer. If the worker leaves, they lose their legal right to remain in the country. If they negotiate, they risk the same. If they organize, the sponsor declines to renew. That is retention. Our revenue this quarter is $17.2 billion. Up 22%. Net income up 95%. We have $553 billion in committed future contracts. Up 325%. These are not the numbers of a company that needs to lay anyone off. We took a $2.1 billion restructuring charge. That is the cost of the gratitude. It frees up $8 to $10 billion in annual cash flow. That cash services $156 billion in AI data centers we are building. Starting 2028, OpenAI pays us $82 million per day. Larry Ellison is worth $189 billion. He pledged $51 billion in Oracle shares as collateral for the Stargate AI venture. Announced at the White House. The stock rose 4% on Tuesday. The day of the 6 AM emails. Wall Street did not see 30,000 people. They saw the margin. Amazon laid off 30,000 since October. Filed thousands of H-1B petitions in the same window. This is not one company. This is the operating model. Fire the salary. Keep the role. Fill it with someone whose legal right to remain in the country depends on your continued sponsorship. Pay them less. They will not complain. They cannot. One employee's father worked at Oracle for 20 years. No phone call. No meeting. An email at 6 AM and a locked laptop. The role is still open. The people we fired are free. The people we hired are not.

@ericjackson Can I get a table of this info, please? I know these publicly traded companies are linked with banks and insurance providers. The Big Short 2.0 is upon us and I want to buy put options on them all.

582 healthcare companies inside BDC funds. 294 dental chains, vet clinics, urgent care centers. All PE-backed. All leveraged. I parsed every one of them. What I found is worse than Pebbles.

@s4turnb4by Very true indeed.😃

Sometimes a man just needs to nap in the lap of a large breasted woman

@Fan23X @LFC_Tandy Man City won the 2019 and 2022 titles on the last day of the season, coming from behind in those games and having to win 14 or 15 games in a row to win the title. So, Pep's point is definitely a strong one. Liverpool always had the early kickoffs too.

@LFC_Tandy Oh okay 👍

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “I miss Klopp. He pushed me to be a better manager.” ❤️

@AlfieJCarter BIBLE

I put my entire Claude Code setup for GTM engineering into ONE Notion doc 10 modules. No fluff. - How to install Claude Code and run your first GTM session in under 10 minutes - How to build a CLAUDE. md that acts as your project brain and never loses context - How to install GTM skills that chain together and run autonomously - How to connect your full stack via MCP servers without writing custom wrappers - How to run parallel agents and subagents across GTM workflows simultaneously - How to manage context and token usage across long research sessions - How to choose between Sonnet, Opus, and Haiku based on the task - How to hook Claude Code into external triggers so workflows run without you - The exact GTM workflows to build first: signal detection, lead scoring, outreach sequencing - Full slash command reference for every repeatable GTM task This is the setup I would have KILLED for before spending months piecing it together from documentation, YouTube tutorials, and scattered GitHub threads. Like + comment "BIBLE" and I'll send it over (must be connected for priority access)

@Mike_Scully_ Probably credit usage that eats up the budget. There are so many ways to make money with A.I but it's about finding something that's consistent and doesn't cost you a fortune in credits. It's probably why people start with A.I receptionists.

You could literally – Buy Claude Code – Start a business and call it a Saas – Charge $150 per month – Sign 10 clients - Sell it for a 10x ARR multiplier ($180k) Why is nobody doing this

They were successfully holding it together the best they could till the end 😆🤣

@itsorisantana An an English guy, I think this phrase is the most suitable: "Bloody Hell!"🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What do we think about period sex? 👀 Just curious if you guys mind at all

@TW1NKD3STR0YER I like Italian women. I also like food and sex. Sign me up!

never date italians; they only care about food and sex. any greater ambition they have is merely a path towards more food and sex

@ilovegordinhas2 B,G or I.

Choose your type

@Jvnior How do you secure the deed to ensure this doesn't happen?

BREAKING: Jews in Manhattan are STEALING homes of Black people through “Deed theft”

The way I’m absolutely screaming