Ted Tauer

Skol.

@brgridiron Drake London 327 yards and 4 TD’s

EXPLAIN BAM ADEBAYO'S 81 POINTS IN NFL TERMS 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@KobeissiLetter Does anyone know how I can buy calls on Dodge Chargers and engagement rings?

BREAKING: President Trump announces a "warrior dividend" which is a $1,776 stimulus check sent to 1,450,000 US soldiers. "The checks are already on the way," Trump says.

@TravisSmit42893 @Mr_Derivatives @grok Buying contracts on whatever it says

@Mr_Derivatives @grok what do you think

$QQQ Hey fam, question for ya. Answer me... Are you team Head and Shoulders? or Are you team Inverse Head and Shoulders?

@Mr_Derivatives No way 😂 Santa rally should be bullish but bear techs could be saying something

@AndrewDBailey Underrated stat, speaks volumes of Edwards being 29. Always making defenses collapse but refusing to become better at playmaking. Easily what holds him back the most from becoming truly elite.

(points + points generated by assists) per 75 possessions 1. Giannis Antetokounmpo (56.6) 2. Nikola Jokić (56.2) 3. Luka Dončić (54.7) 4. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (53.8) 5. LaMelo Ball (50.0) 6. Cade Cunningham (49.8) 7. James Harden (49.1) 8. Jalen Brunson (46.9) 9. Coby White (46.2) 9. Tyrese Maxey (46.2) 11. Josh Giddey (45.2) 12. Donovan Mitchell (44.8) 13. Jaylen Brown (44.6) 14. Joel Embiid (44.5) 14. Devin Booker (44.5) 16. Trae Young (44.0) 17. Ja Morant (43.6) 18. Stephen Curry (43.4) 18. Austin Reaves (43.4) 20. De'Aaron Fox (41.8) 21. Julius Randle (41.6) 22. Keyonte George (41.5) 23. LeBron James (41.4) 24. Jamal Murray (41.0) 25. T.J. McConnell (40.8) 26. Deni Avdija (40.5) 27. Alperen Sengun (40.4) 28. Stephon Castle (40.0) 29. Anthony Edwards (39.9) 30. Jalen Johnson (39.6) 31. Andrew Nembhard (39.5) 32. Cole Anthony (38.7) 32. D'Angelo Russell (38.7) 34. Dylan Harper (38.2) 35. Zion Williamson (38.0) 36. Darius Garland (37.9) 36. Ryan Rollins (37.9) 38. Victor Wembanyama (37.8) 38. Jrue Holiday (37.8) 40. Jalen Suggs (37.7) 41. Jimmy Butler III (37.6) 42. Pascal Siakam (37.4) 42. Jamal Shead (37.4) 44. Collin Sexton (36.9) 45. Kawhi Leonard (36.4) 46. Daniss Jenkins (36.2) 47. Russell Westbrook (35.7) 48. Cam Thomas (35.6) 49. Michael Porter Jr. (35.5) 49. Kristaps Porziņģis (35.5) 51. Quenton Jackson (35.1) 52. Paolo Banchero (34.7) 53. Isaiah Collier (34.6) 54. Vince Williams Jr. (34.4) 55. Lauri Markkanen (34.1) 55. Norman Powell (34.1) 57. Immanuel Quickley (34.0) 57. Shaedon Sharpe (34.0) 59. Collin Gillespie (33.8) 59. Scottie Barnes (33.8) 61. Brandon Ingram (33.6) 62. Payton Pritchard (33.4) 62. Franz Wagner (33.4) 62. Alex Sarr (33.4) 65. Brandon Williams (33.2) 65. Jaime Jaquez Jr. (33.2) 67. Ajay Mitchell (32.9) 68. Davion Mitchell (32.8) 68. Karl-Anthony Towns (32.8) 68. Grayson Allen (32.8) 68. Pat Spencer (32.8) 72. Jonas Valančiūnas (32.7) 72. Bennedict Mathurin (32.7) 74. Kevin Durant (32.6) 74. RJ Barrett (32.6) 74. Dennis Schröder (32.6) 77. Cam Spencer (32.2) 77. Reed Sheppard (32.2) 77. KJ Simpson (32.2) 80. Ayo Dosunmu (32.0) 80. Miles Bridges (32.0) 80. Jerami Grant (32.0) 83. Derrick White (31.8) 83. Amen Thompson (31.8) 85. Desmond Bane (31.7) 85. Javon Small (31.7) 87. Anfernee Simons (31.6) 87. Anthony Davis (31.6) 89. Kyshawn George (31.4) 89. Aaron Holiday (31.4) 91. Jalen Duren (31.2) 92. CJ McCollum (31.1) 93. De'Andre Hunter (31.0) 94. Dillon Brooks (30.9) 94. Caris LeVert (30.9) 94. Chris Paul (30.9) 97. Trendon Watford (30.5) 97. Tre Jones (30.5) 99. Rob Dillingham (30.4) 100. DeMar DeRozan (30.3) 101. Nickeil Alexander-Walker (30.2) 102. Evan Mobley (29.9) 102. Nic Claxton (29.9) 104. Derik Queen (29.8) 104. Quentin Grimes (29.8) 106. Jordan Poole (29.7) 107. Bam Adebayo (29.6) 108. Blake Wesley (29.4) 108. Jeremiah Fears (29.4) 108. Mikal Bridges (29.4) 111. Josh Hart (28.8) 111. Jordan Clarkson (28.8) 111. Sandro Mamukelashvili (28.8) 111. Walter Clayton Jr. (28.8) 115. Kon Knueppel (28.7) 116. Tre Mann (28.6) 117. Draymond Green (28.4) 117. Egor Dëmin (28.4) 119. Nikola Vučević (28.3) 120. Aaron Gordon (28.0) 121. Keaton Wallace (27.9) 121. Onyeka Okongwu (27.9) 123. Bones Hyland (27.7) 123. Trey Murphy III (27.7) 125. Jalen Smith (27.6) 125. Pelle Larsson (27.6) 127. Chet Holmgren (27.5) 127. Zach LaVine (27.5) 127. Jett Howard (27.5) 130. Santi Aldama (27.4) 131. Jaren Jackson Jr. (27.3) 132. Dru Smith (27.2) 133. Jonathan Kuminga (27.0) 134. Paul Reed (26.9) 134. Caleb Love (26.9) 136. Domantas Sabonis (26.8) 136. Bogdan Bogdanović (26.8) 138. Cedric Coward (26.7) 138. Lonzo Ball (26.7) 138. Tyrese Martin (26.7) 141. Ivica Zubac (26.6) 142. Brice Sensabaugh (26.3) 143. Isaiah Hartenstein (26.2) 144. Naz Reid (26.1) 144. Walker Kessler (26.1) 146. Malik Monk (26.0) 146. Dyson Daniels (26.0) 148. Ausar Thompson (25.9) 148. Anthony Black (25.9) 148. RayJ Dennis (25.9) 151. Jose Alvarado (25.8) 152. Jarrett Allen (25.7) 152. Kevin Huerter (25.7) 152. Day'Ron Sharpe (25.7) 155. Aaron Wiggins (25.6) 156. Donte DiVincenzo (25.5) 156. Tyrese Proctor (25.5) 156. Sam Merrill (25.5) 156. Simone Fontecchio (25.5) 160. VJ Edgecombe (25.4) 161. Nikola Jović (25.3) 162. Isaiah Joe (25.2) 162. Cooper Flagg (25.2) 164. Jevon Carter (25.1) 164. Keldon Johnson (25.1) 166. Craig Porter Jr. (25.0) 166. Mike Conley (25.0) 166. Jaden McDaniels (25.0) 169. Kyle Kuzma (24.9) 169. Drake Powell (24.9) 169. Brandin Podziemski (24.9) 169. Jeremy Sochan (24.9) 173. Andrew Wiggins (24.8) 174. Kevin Love (24.7) 175. Terance Mann (24.6) 175. OG Anunoby (24.6) 177. Bilal Coulibaly (24.5) 177. Khris Middleton (24.5) 179. Kyle Filipowski (24.4) 180. P.J. Washington (24.2) 181. Bobby Portis (24.1) 181. Jordan Goodwin (24.1) 183. Tari Eason (24.0) 183. Tobias Harris (24.0) 185. Miles McBride (23.9) 185. Vít Krejčí (23.9) 187. Alex Caruso (23.8) 187. Jock Landale (23.8) 187. Marvin Bagley III (23.8) 187. Branden Carlson (23.8) 191. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (23.7) 192. Cam Christie (23.6) 193. Luke Kennard (23.4) 193. Ace Bailey (23.4) 195. Naji Marshall (23.3) 196. Cam Whitmore (23.2) 197. Buddy Hield (23.0) 197. Saddiq Bey (23.0) 199. Gary Payton II (22.8) 199. Luka Garza (22.8) 199. Aaron Nesmith (22.8) 202. Corey Kispert (22.7) 202. Karlo Matković (22.7) 204. Bub Carrington (22.6) 204. Christian Braun (22.6) 204. Moses Moody (22.6) 204. Tristan da Silva (22.6) 208. Jabari Smith Jr. (22.3) 208. Noah Clowney (22.3) 208. Zaccharie Risacher (22.3) 211. Bradley Beal (22.2) 211. Jaylin Williams (22.2) 211. Isaiah Stewart (22.2) 211. Jusuf Nurkić (22.2) 215. Klay Thompson (22.0) 215. Will Richard (22.0) 217. Tim Hardaway Jr. (21.9) 217. Harrison Barnes (21.9) 219. Josh Minott (21.8) 219. Max Christie (21.8) 219. Matas Buzelis (21.8) 222. Royce O'Neale (21.7) 222. Neemias Queta (21.7) 224. Justin Edwards (21.6) 224. Jaylon Tyson (21.6) 224. Bronny James (21.6) 224. Deandre Ayton (21.6) 224. Jaden Hardy (21.6) 229. Kobe Brown (21.5) 230. Devin Vassell (21.4) 230. Pat Connaughton (21.4) 230. Tristan Vukcevic (21.4) 233. Tre Johnson (21.3) 233. Keegan Murray (21.3) 233. Marcus Smart (21.3) 236. Quinten Post (21.2) 236. Zach Edey (21.2) 238. Jarace Walker (21.1) 238. Landry Shamet (21.1) 240. Luke Kornet (21.0) 241. Jaylen Wells (20.9) 241. Brook Lopez (20.9) 243. Goga Bitadze (20.8) 244. Kelly Oubre Jr. (20.7) 244. Wendell Carter Jr. (20.7) 246. Mark Williams (20.6) 246. Moussa Diabaté (20.6) 246. Jakob Poeltl (20.6) 249. Myles Turner (20.3) 249. Jared McCain (20.3) 251. Trayce Jackson-Davis (20.2) 252. Donovan Clingan (20.1) 252. Kris Dunn (20.1) 252. Collin Murray-Boyles (20.1) 255. Duop Reath (20.0) 256. Svi Mykhailiuk (19.9) 256. Jake LaRavia (19.9) 256. Olivier-Maxence Prosper (19.9) 259. Daniel Gafford (19.8) 259. Jay Huff (19.8) 261. Ryan Dunn (19.6) 261. Toumani Camara (19.6) 263. Cameron Johnson (19.5) 263. Ronald Holland II (19.5) 265. Derrick Jones Jr. (19.4) 266. Peyton Watson (19.2) 266. Oso Ighodaro (19.2) 266. Kel'el Ware (19.2) 269. Mouhamed Gueye (19.0) 269. Duncan Robinson (19.0) 271. Liam McNeeley (18.9) 271. Gradey Dick (18.9) 271. AJ Green (18.9) 274. Isaiah Jackson (18.8) 274. Tony Bradley (18.8) 274. Nae'Qwan Tomlin (18.8) 277. Gary Trent Jr. (18.7) 277. John Collins (18.7) 279. Rui Hachimura (18.6) 280. Patrick Williams (18.4) 280. Cason Wallace (18.4) 282. Robert Williams III (18.3) 283. Nique Clifford (18.2) 283. Kobe Sanders (18.2) 285. Dominick Barlow (18.1) 286. Josh Okogie (17.9) 286. Dereck Lively II (17.9) 286. Julian Champagnie (17.9) 289. Chaz Lanier (17.8) 289. Jaxson Hayes (17.8) 289. Herbert Jones (17.8) 292. Al Horford (17.7) 292. Gary Harris (17.7) 294. Tyus Jones (17.5) 294. Sidy Cissoko (17.5) 296. Jalen Wilson (17.4) 296. Yves Missi (17.4) 298. Sam Hauser (17.3) 299. Maxime Raynaud (17.2) 299. Dalton Knecht (17.2) 299. Isaac Okoro (17.2) 302. Jordan Hawkins (17.1) 302. Ziaire Williams (17.1) 302. Rudy Gobert (17.1) 305. Ousmane Dieng (17.0) 305. Kevon Looney (17.0) 307. Nick Richards (16.8) 308. Javonte Green (16.6) 309. Bruce Brown (16.5) 309. Gui Santos (16.5) 311. Ja'Kobe Walter (16.4) 312. Micah Peavy (16.3) 313. Larry Nance Jr. (16.2) 313. Justin Champagnie (16.2) 315. Jarred Vanderbilt (16.0) 316. Jordan Walsh (15.9) 316. Drew Eubanks (15.9) 316. Keon Ellis (15.9) 319. Baylor Scheierman (15.8) 319. Clint Capela (15.8) 319. Steven Adams (15.8) 322. John Konchar (15.6) 323. Precious Achiuwa (15.5) 324. Sion James (15.2) 324. Dean Wade (15.2) 326. Andre Drummond (15.1) 326. Hugo González (15.1) 328. Ben Sheppard (15.0) 329. Ryan Kalkbrenner (14.6) 329. Caleb Martin (14.6) 331. Jabari Walker (14.2) 332. Mitchell Robinson (14.0) 333. Luguentz Dort (13.9) 333. Taurean Prince (13.9) 335. Terrence Shannon Jr. (13.8) 336. Jaylen Clark (13.6) 337. Guerschon Yabusele (13.4) 338. Nicolas Batum (12.9) 339. Taylor Hendricks (12.8) 339. Keshad Johnson (12.8) 339. Jeremiah Robinson-Earl (12.8) 342. Moussa Cisse (12.7) 343. Dwight Powell (12.6) 344. Nigel Hayes-Davis (12.4) 345. Julian Phillips (12.3) 346. Ochai Agbaji (12.0) 347. Amir Coffey (11.9) 347. Jonathan Isaac (11.9) 349. Jericho Sims (11.7) 350. Brooks Barnhizer (11.5) 350. Kris Murray (11.5) 352. Isaiah Livers (11.4) 353. Gabe Vincent (10.8) 354. Cody Williams (9.7) 355. Spencer Jones (8.3) 356. Adem Bona (6.5)

Time to party like it’s 1999 🕺🏻

@BRlANBRANCH I’m a Vikes fan and this is funny af

Nine LMAO

@blakestonks At least that’s what I’m hoping 😂, pre-market scan will have to wait until Wednesday

@blakestonks Next AB, they’ll have to pitch to Ohtani, and that’s when it’ll end.

Everyone’s alarm clock that is still up watching the World Series.

@ctau1010 @d_a_jonas 1:07 AM watching the World Series on a Monday

@d_a_jonas @TedTauer sports nirvana. World Series, MNF and the Wolves all on!!!

@AaronGleeman Went to Cedar Rapids in 2013 to see Byron Buxton play, Jorge threw me foul ball in between innings and had a HR that game. Fan ever since, it was inevitable he’d have a moment like this

Good for Jorge Polanco. What a player. Awesome moment.

@WillRagatz Never should have let him leave but glad he’s thriving and gets to have this moment 🥲

I will always love Jorge Polanco

@MLB @Mariners Twins legend

JORGE POLANCO WINS IT IN THE 15TH INNING! THE @MARINERS ARE HEADING TO THE ALCS!!!

@TheLongInvest 😂😂

How useless does Wells Fargo need to be to give $UNH a PT of $267, only to upgrade it to $400 after it has run +50%

@unusual_whales $ELV $FI $ENPH $ACHC $CMG $CE $BRKB To name a few..

What is an undervalued stock right now?

Aaron Judge and Cal Raleigh both doing MVP things on a night Kyle Schwarber hits two home runs and a team fully blows a historically large September division lead while another fighting for a playoff spot aims to win a game in extras is precisely why I freaking love baseball.

@LiamFennessy_ Clint Frazier in 2020 was peak cinema

$IBM -10% oof.

Hops outlast the @STPMudhens 3-0 as the rain cuts us a bit short. @mulc5mac and @VossRaymond push the runs across while @TedTauer shoves again to seal the win. Back at it next Monday against @tcsaintsbb #RollHops