Lex Peters

@cineworld The fact that you haven't mentioned the unbelievable 'classic' secret screaming from last night on your thread must show that you are as ashamed of it as we were disappointed. Own up to your mistake.

Next up, November! 📅 It's a big one, Cineworlders. This month is bursting at the seams with blockbusters, here's a look at what awaits you! ⬇️ See it all, with #CineworldUnlimited.

reply with your fav film character & i'll tell you why i'm better 💅 #M3GANTakeover

@sainsburys hello Sainsburys. The new Monster Energy Lando Norris flavour is listed on your site but as out of stock. Since this is a new rollout can you tell me when you expect it to hit the shelves?

@johnelworthy Where in Ely is this?

I have no words. From the menu of a new cafe/restaurant/bar which has opened in Ely

@beardmeatsfood Thanks guv, I’ll check it out

@Teddo_p Bathing ape I think

@beardmeatsfood Adam where is that t-Shirt from in your latest video? I want it!

@peggyspen @JamesMoir10 percivalclo.com/products/gum-d…

@JamesMoir10 I knew that but I don’t where your snazzy top is from, tell me pls x

Interesting fact.

@AudioWok @JamesMoir10 percivalclo.com/products/gum-d…

Might be done with Twitter. Thought it might just be my algorithm but it really seems like the whole site has very little to offer other than engagement farming and platforms for terminally online contrarians who flame culture wars for clicks.

@raj_london @campbellclaret @elonmusk and second?

@campbellclaret @elonmusk First of all you should be in prison for war crimes. (Illegal Iraq war) Disgraceful

We discuss @elonmusk on the podcast tomorrow. Someone who knows him explained that being rich and famous and quite powerful isn’t enough. What he really wants is for people to think that he is really funny. And it really makes him angry that nobody does. So he keeps trying harder. And gets angrier. And sillier. And nastier. And then ends up loving being loved by fascists.

The murderer wasn't an immigrant, the boxer wasn't trans... What the fuck has happened to Twitter? It's turned into an unchecked sluice of misinformation designed to give bigots massive boners

Being the goalkeeper in Handball is kinda like being the flag in Golf #OlympicGames

@CostaCoffee Your cinnamon bun syrup, is it sugar free or not? I have been told by many different staff members in many different costas that it either definitely is or definitely is not. If it isn’t we’re gonna have a problem. Please clear this up.

@RoryStewartUK The more uncomfortable those party members feel the better. Make them pariahs, like smokers after the smoking ban.

I think it’s great to see - but it will also be an uncomfortable sight for party members in both Labour and conservatives - who want to portray the other side in v unpleasant aggressive terms and hate the idea of mutual respect and compromise

Jacob Rees-Mogg loses his seat, AND the sun has come up so he can't leave the hall until tonight.

Harriet wearing a chain like her last album went platinum with no features #C4BritainDecides

Channel 4 not having any ad breaks for the entire evening is wild. Has this ever happened in its history? #C4BritainDecides

Oh no. Not the Reform party…

Andrew Griffith is giving Every-Sales-Account-Manager-I’ve-Ever-Disliked vibes #politicslive