Andrew Ellis

@B1G_Ryan Kirk Herbstreit has a dog fyi

Oregon or Texas Tech becoming good is just a classic new money bullshit story we’ve all seen before. Curt Cignetti turning Indiana into *this* in two years is like seeing a dog learn how to talk, or a Polish person learn how to put in a lightbulb by themselves.

wow it turns out there was another football player also named Bo Jackson

Sounds like Caleb Downs is starting at safety for Ohio State during the upcoming season of tackle football.

@Birm JMM Power Rankings: 1. Sold 2. Be My Baby Tonight 3. I Can Love You Like That 4. I Love the Way You Love Me 5. Life’s a Dance

I fear many have forgotten just exactly how many bangers John Michael Montgomery ripped off in the 1990s

I should probably talk about this more often on here, but my day job is with a Columbus-based nonprofit called The Refuge that offers long-term addiction recovery for men at absolutely no cost and with no insurance needed.

I would love nothing more than to share my grandfather’s thoughts on last night’s game. He very much enjoyed the first 3/4 of the CFP. He also enjoyed scrolling through the numerous Ohio State websites on his first-gen iPad with the font set at 90. 🫡🫶🏻 millerfuneralhomes.net/obituary/AlHoo…

Important to remember that Ohio State spent 20 ZILLION DOLL HAIRS on NIL and literally no other team in the country spends any money at all. Certainly not Notre Dame whose star RB bought his mom a Porsche.

@Birm who is playing

Beautiful day for football.

Punt Return TD 🔮 @caleb_downs2 to the house ‼️ #GoBucks @bigten @B1Gfootball

@Birm lol that might be the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.

ES(ec)P(in) is next level propaganda.

Week 1 analysis:

🚨 quick big ten preview 🚨

Here’s our @CollegeGameDay hit from Dublin, where we dive into Florida State’s defensive line. Multiple NFL scouts told ESPN they expect FSU to have the country’s best starting defensive line this year.

@Birm You’re a steal for UAB.

This is a steal for UAB.

Yes, mom.

@MarcGivler hey have you seen this

Bengals three-time Pro-Bowl DE Trey Hendrickson has requested to be traded from Cincinnati, per league source. Hendrickson is due to make $15 million this season, and is looking for more long-term security than Cincinnati has been willing to offer.

lol Jesus

@Kevinish Kevin plz

Thinking about Irish Car Bombs… What if we called Smoked Manhattans “The 9/11”

@Birm you’d order the #4

Keenan Bailey is recruiting a tight end in Oklahoma and he's apparently eating in Oklahoma today. You do the math.