Paul

@CheekyVic How slow must you be going? Around averaging 60mph?

We've put our destination in the sat nav and it's 473 miles and 8hr, 21 mins Where are we heading? 👀 #roadtrip

@MKUltradeep Working from home?

Yes, I think a fucking Surgeon. A remote worker one.

He blew the whistle on 9/11. Gaddafi told you it was an inside job.

@dny_yylw @Skriptkeeper17 If he is/was evil, then all the most evil of leaders have been executed by the ‘freedom fighting good guys’

@Skriptkeeper17 He his evil man. Glad they hang his ass . But of course his had inside information his part of the terror

Enter the Deadliest Garden in the World youtu.be/tboW11dMeKs?is… via @YouTube Need to go here!!!

@beekmanplace78 Your expectations? What about his? Are you living up to his?

If you no longer love your partner that’s okay, but then leave the relationship.

Sir Kendo of the Jones clan, a very happy wedding anniversary, and dedicate the attached song from Freddy Fender... just to remind them that I saw her first. Love ye laa... BATPAUL.

Today marks 3 years of love and happiness for a friend of mine who is one of the very few that 'get me'. She is a rare diamond and a privilege to know and have in my colourful life. So, I'd like to wish the lovely weird MUGGLE Tracey Davidson-Jones and her superior +1

@Amwysoc Wait till you hit your 40s, you tweak everything just by watching the Olympics, and whatever you do, DO NOT sit on a beanbag, you'll be like an upturned turtle with severe anxiety. on the plus side, you can fart loudly in public and blame the kids.

Tweaked my left calf yesterday and was hoping it would be much better this morning. Can barely walk so this definitely throws a wrench in my plans Sincerely Injured anxious gym girlie

Nigerian taxi driver just dropped me off and said, Paul, may the gods be with you through your journey of life, as they are watching over you now. Then I find my grandads wallet that I thought I’d lost when moving home

@zoester73 Cheshire is a big place. Nice enough though

@Tedsdad26 Cheshire

Have to say I’m quite relieved to be in the north this week. A comfortable 25 degrees yesterday and down to a cloudy 20 today. No issues sleeping either! 👍🏼

@MorganHybrid1 Handbrake

Literally not how cars work

@SEAMAC_VALET Shoulda got their details and set up a go fund me account for one way tickets over there. Fuckin gobshites

More lunatics that need to go to Palestine and stay imho.

@TRobinsonNewEra dropped you a DM laa, have a look when you’re not up the wall tryna save this shit hole of a country

@PaulGolding @Icklesmee Home to England?

Greece is loading bus after bus with young military-aged migrant men and sending them home! Well done Greece! 👏

@DisrespectedThe And you know this how?

Agenda 2030

@Shunyaa00 Released on bail? Because he has been proven to be a genuine, law abiding, pillar of the community gentleman who will most certainly turn up to court for his comeuppance

Mohammed Yusuf from Dubai, on a two-week UK business trip, attempted to sexually abuse a 13-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy. Caught by British patriots. He sent them his work credit card details to buy gifts. Released on bail; case ongoing at Manchester Crown Court.