Alan Cristoffer
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Alan Cristoffer
@TedyhereMC
Liberty minded Constitutional Independent voter.
Waynesville, MO Katılım Nisan 2009
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@TheEcho13 He is demonstrating his alpha and he prioritizes himself, that's what women respect and attracted too... not the simp guy who would drive 3 hours for an ice cream. Women know they ain't shit, that's why they are attracted to men who treat them accordingly.
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I could ask him to drive me 3 hours for an ice cream and he’d say ‘alright, ready when you are’. Wouldn’t even bat an eyelid.
Stop spending your life with men who barely tolerate you.
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
Lol just drive your wife 30 minutes and shut up you stupid idiot
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@TedyhereMC @fflitzer People dont know what it is cuz they refuse to play it. Cring behavior
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@AngryCops Wait until they see the cargo plane doing a left circle lazily before an entire grid square evaporates...
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Using the most commonly cited figures for a representative estimate:
With 7 losses and a minimum of ~8,000–9,000 sorties (Desert Storm-focused baseline often referenced): Loss rate ≈ 0.08% (or roughly 1 loss per 1,143–1,286 sorties).
For Desert Storm specifically (the highest-threat period): ~6 losses over ~8,100–8,775 sorties → Loss rate ≈ 0.07–0.074% (or 1 loss per ~1,350–1,463 sorties). One source explicitly notes a 0.062% rate for Desert Storm with 5 destroyed over >8,000 sorties.
Broader lifetime (accounting for 20,000+ estimated total sorties across all ops): Loss rate drops to <0.035% (or better than 1 loss per ~2,857 sorties).
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@Kitcnlife @AngryCops sure bud. after touching two towers. the planes landed safely on the ground . just a scratch
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@Krishell1985 @Michael42295202 @AngryCops Looks like it landed fine.. pilot not injured.. define gone?
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@AlfonsoHegao Had to be on purpose.... please.. tell me it was on purpose...no one can be that uncoordinated..
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@TommyFaceOnFire Fuuuck... guess the Reaper wanted to retire..
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This one hurts. Like, REALLY hurts.
Godspeed, Death. I know you’ve got your hands full with this one.

Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS
Chuck Norris dies aged 86 following medical emergency in Hawaii trib.al/g9nZfsh
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out of breath while driving is crazy this mf is gonna die before the servers do
Ghost of Eight Thoughts@TheTopGEight
Marathon is dead. Cry more you nerd fanboys.
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@TheTopGEight @KaptainKrunch97 Awww.. did you get all riled up over a simple question? Thats cute..
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@TedyhereMC @KaptainKrunch97 Why is your personality defending a game that you didn’t even make or have anything to do with while a 40-year-old man online is just making jokes trolling all of you? You should really actually look at yourself because this is more of a reflection of your stupidity.
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@PoleDancingPooh @TheGreenOldDill For sure.. throw that coke out the window..
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@TheGreenOldDill Coca Cola, but because I love it, while knowing full well it's terrible for me.
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@BillHunter32337 @RobProvince @ShamashAran Missouri Farm Bureau Insurance has been mine for like.. 20 years.. never had an issue.
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@RobProvince @ShamashAran Depending on the state, Farm Bureau is decent. I don’t know how they are in MO. Chubb is very good, but dear. SF, AllSnake, or Liberty Mutual are McKinseyed drones. I’ll check in the morning on some better options for you.
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Anyone know of a good insurance company I can switch to?
Matt Forney@mattforney
EXCLUSIVE: an insider at USAA provides footage of the company's recent Diwali event. It looks like a Tim and Eric skit. Remember, while USAA throws parties for Indians, it ignores American holidays and its veteran employees are committing suicide from stress and layoffs.
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@RobProvince @ShamashAran We use Missouri Farm Bureau Insurance
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@ShamashAran I’m done. I have everything with them. Gonna get a new card tomorrow and start working on switching all our cars and house later.
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@charlie_theroux @Guns_Gadgets Sure.. if fortnite shot 9mm in a tight group at 50 yards..
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@SpriggyNeruda @iloveairbagged It's not a single player game.. if they keep the core audience in a Live Service game.. that's all they need, and the Core Audience is staying around. Enjoy being just a hater for hates sake.
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@TedyhereMC @iloveairbagged It could be 100% positive reviews, that doesn't change the fact that it's not even close to covering cost.
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@PtahDaaNH @Guns_Gadgets If you know it when you see it.. that makes you a Gay expert.
Enjoy being the Gay expert :D
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@TedyhereMC @Guns_Gadgets Not really, but I know it when I see it.
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