Billy Ray Valentine

You decide to hire a Championship manager you perform like a Championship team. This is all down to the manager, we are being humiliated. 2-0 down in the first 15 minutes.

Might be sooner. #chelsea

If this still doesn't hurt you, if you still somehow think these owners and everyone they have employed actually care about football, you're just not Chels at this point. All your energy needs to go towards removing this cancer from our football club. Relentlessly. #BlueCoOUT

Get melania to escort the ships through the Strait of Hormuz, she was an escort for years.

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

@Plas08 Because they are allowing people to do this. 30 tickets one person.

According to all reports, rugby is a dying sport in Australia with no interest. How come I’ve been waiting to buy tickets for the #RWC2027 for over 2 hours now?

@HonourableJay24 Mostly gone. SA's round of 16 game in Perth still has seats but everything else for the quartersand semi's is gone. I fell asleep and missed my turn. I rejoined this morning and managed to get through in 30 minutes.

I’m in the queue for Rugby World Cup tickets 🙃 it’s 2am

@MareeAverys @Kee48901091 @ysljennii There is still time to delete this

@Kee48901091 @ysljennii Your point is. Not my fault France doesn't know what seasoning is only what colonization is.

is this somebody's culture before I say what i'm finna say

I give it 10 months.

I've learnt to never praise this bald idiot because the very next game he will do something stupid. Why make 5 changes? #Chelsea #LEECHE

Kemi Badenoch's response to Rachel Reeves' budget is absolutely brutal. Reeves completely wrecked.

@vartufa @rhys_parker The Rhoda's clotted cream has undergone "enhancement"...it is now smaller than it was in April this year. Only one airline can enhance something by making it smaller. Definitely British Airways 🤣

@rhys_parker Virgin Atlantic?

No debate. Messages ends.

@africaniism The ball wasn't out and he had detached. C'mon man!

@Tee_capm Bro when the balls out it’s fair game. Those instincts are what make him a good flanker instead of a lock.

Someone just said Pollock is the best player in the world 🤣 England fans are so nauseating #ENGvNZL

@africaniism Releasing bind before ball went out of scrum and one where he was off his feet

@Tee_capm For which instances?

@africaniism A better ref would have penalised him twice.

@Tee_capm Maybe not the best, but he could be world class one day. The lad just causes Chaos!

@Edcharlesworth That is still a fuckin diabolical take!

@Tee_capm IMPACT player. Open the ears

@AdameMedia The history books are going to be wild. A former "high class" prostitute became First Lady of the United States. You can't make this stuff up.

@British_Airways Need to make a change to a booking, but your U.S numbers aren't going through

Just seen a man happily enjoying his Nautilus in Hamburg. That will cost you an arm in London. Sad!