Tiarra Sulyk

@swoozlet ME PLEASE

Someone check on @RuPaul today.

A season of Survivor exclusively played by medically ejected returning players.

Sometimes I try to convince myself I’m not celiac and order pizza I’ve never tried before and quickly realize I’m celiac and cross contamination will be the death of me. If you’re reading this, please bring me a bucket to my toilet

Doing an incredible job cleaning my apartment, one room at a time — I tell myself, in my one room studio starting tasks in each section, but finishing nothing.

If Home Sense ever starts online shopping, it’s game over for my bank account.

Can’t wait to see which milk substitute has us in an absolute chokehold this year.

@swoozlet You’re so cute and ilysm

This year I wanna fall in love. Deep, happy, healthy, fun love.

@Dr_Awesomepants Wine for me ^^

@fckitybye @bcadieuu @TransLink It wasn’t a matter of if we’ll close early, more a matter of when makes the most sense! But we’re settling for 4 hours earlier than expected for ample time 😊

@Teeairah @bcadieuu @TransLink Hi I don’t mean to sound pretentious but I’m also supervising a retail location inside a mall, we are closing early to allow adequate time for our staff to get home 👍🏻 hope you do the same

#RiderAlert Due to poor weather conditions and ice build-up affecting #SkyTrain, our strong advice to customers is to avoid travel at this time. For those who have to travel, customers should expect delays and build in extra travel time. ^LA

@bcadieuu @TransLink We work at a mall, in retail. No WFH option for us.

@Teeairah @TransLink Why would you even make people work in this condition? Make them wfh!

@TransLink any word on the #31 at bus stop 51839 heading to metro?

I don’t wanna brag, but I got up 1.5 hrs earlier today than I needed to. And did nothing with those extra minutes. Still gonna be late 💁🏻‍♀️

Did rain RSVP? Oh, I don’t wanna go anymore.

Is it anxiety, loneliness, or do I need to drink more water?

Had a bad dream about both of my exes, my boss and my job last night. But then Martha Stewart gave me a calendar, and Beyoncé put glitter on my face so I don’t know how to feel this morning.

we’ve had the “men need to put the toilet seat down” conversation, they either get it or they don’t. the real discourse everyone needs to listen up for is putting the lid down when you flush. flushing with the lid up is waging biological warfare on everything in the bathroom