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@finnysteve really is an excellent color commentator. Broadcasting seems to come very naturally to him. @bbctms keep him busy, please. #bbctms #ENGvBAN

@petercrouch @tuckers35 🤣 line this bloke up for Dunston.

If you get his number pls invite him to Crouchfest 😂😭😂😭

@TheOnlyRobmdk @lifeofarsenal @HarounHickman @RishiRish35 The shit coming from this bloke's mouth is the sort of stuff that's only babbled by the retarded.

@lifeofarsenal @HarounHickman @RishiRish35 They didn't scrape a draw. They played better than you and Arsenal were fortunate to get a point. 5 of their games have been away. 7 points from 9 v 3 of last Seasons top 5. Bur whatever makes you feel better. Concentrate on your yourselves.

@scotttalbot1990 @StreathamRovers City v United

@StreathamRovers How about you host a friendly between the two sides? A real shindig. Hog roast, loads of beers. Be class.

PRE-STATEMENT: We will be issuing an Official Club Statement on the unfolding crisis in the Middle East in due course once the Club Committee has finalised a plan to bring about a Two State Solution to secure peace between Israel and Palestine.

@markgoldbridge Imagine making that performance out to be some sort of Ten Hag masterclass.

Where's the Ten Hag Out crew gone now then!

@markgoldbridge I don't remember him making any saves 🤷‍♂️

Boots it long all the time and doesn't play out from the back. Making saves like a league two keeper. Onana is a mystery at the moment

@tuckers35 I had a tenner on us at 50's in August. D'ya reckon Bet365 will pay out yet?

Have it

@tuckers35 @GNev2 Engine on him

Couple of things from me @GNev2 etc saying we will have lots of fun but we will concede goals?? Our back 4 is up there with the best in that league! Also Pape Sarr is an absolute machine and I think some top top clubs will be in for him in a couple of years

Don't think I've ever seen Vicario kick from his hands before. Fucking hell, we must be under the pump! #LUTTOT #COYS #THFC

@COYSTTID3 @ak_thfc Embarrassing thing is, he isn't even a replacement. We never got one!

@ak_thfc Our 30 goal a season replacement can’t finish, so spurs it hurts

@bushontheradio Layne has just ensured that if I ever end up called out to her house to fix a dripping tap, all her cutlery gets wiped around my todger, and her bottle of squash gets filled with piss.

Brutal

@bap5mash @nr147 The people who honestly think they put it in the overhead compartment or something! 🤣

NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OUR CUES ON PLANES!!!??? Selby said “check this guy out taking a guitar!?” The owner of the instrument corrected him and said “it’s not a guitar it’s a cello”🤣🤣🤣

@MrCracknell @bushontheradio Liverpool fans will still be wetting the bed though

@bushontheradio I think the DFS sale ends before the rugby world cup

Will the rugby world cup ever f*cking end?

Spurs fans, could we have a minutes applause tomorrow in the 34th minute? A mark of respect for last week's disallowed goal. It would probably finish off Liverpool Twitter. Would truly be a thing of beauty. #COYS #THFC #LUTTOT

@shoeshavesoul @TherealNihal @western_bester Absolute fucking state of you.

It is #NationalPoetryDay so inspired by @lemnsissay I wrote a poem. I nervously release it into the world.

@nidahlhamdan @TheRegularTHFC Why does your face look like someone has stretched it over their knee?

@TheRegularTHFC the ones that are black can talk. if you’re white this is not a safe space!

i cant believe white people are crying over my tweet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bushontheradio The sort of gesture that goes down well with us builders. We've just finished a loft conversion. There 4 months and not a single cuppa. Other end of the spectrum, once got a nosh from a customer after working in her house! I miss working for Stannah Stairlifts.

We've got work going on in the house at the moment and every Friday I get the builders a round of sausage sandwiches and coffees. How does this rank? Am I being a good host / customer?

@FootyAccums Kill Southgate

What does this man have to do to get into the England squad? 🤔

@tweeter595 @PaulE2Spurs @LfcShaunjudge It has always been a rule, you fucking moron. Ref's just never enforced it. Imagine calling someone out for being thick, when it looks like you've tweeted using your kneecap, you illiterate cunt.

That wasn't a rule then... But in fairness you wouldn't know that as for you football began 3 years later....

@stephenwhittle 108k views - 893 likes. Compare that to the likes to views ratio in the comments. That tells you what people are thinking. About time we stopped pandering to these dangerous predators.

This is Rishi Sunak speaking - the barbarity of vilifying a minority group, making them a target for thugs & bullies, is as close to facism as I can imagine