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PUPDATE: we awoke at dawn and made the 2-hour trip to LA. Despite 2 preventive potty stops, as I hit he US-14/I-5/I-405 intersection, the dog began shitting in my backseat.

If you've ever wondered what the Antoine Carr basketball courts mural at McAdams Park in @CityofWichita looks like from the sky, I've got you covered. #Drone

@MBeau85 @elleinad___xo @IwriteOK @bastardspod “He looks like an unfinished clone.” “He looks like a completed cpr dummy.” goddamn that’s funny

LMFAO welp I have @IwriteOK / @bastardspod to blame for this grown baby ass man 😂

@tvfridges March in there dressed as some sort of couture ape and climb one of their dead art-deco trees. Really make it official that you’re 86’d from there

@JoshuaSvaty lol did you tell him it’s good luck?

Mariner was complaining about too much walking in NYC. The universe exacted it’s revenge

Here I was thinking my summer wasn’t going to be stressful enough

@AdamJPulley We’ve gotten into meal prep a little bit and chimichurri sauce is versatile af. Looks good though! 🤤

Saturday morning means time to construct a nice breakfast. 2 eggs over easy, 3 turkey sausage links, a hash brown patty and whole wheat bread. Any advice for breakfast sandwich sauces? #breakfast #saturday

@AdamJPulley Nice work!!

💥💥BOOM!!💥💥 Finally cracked 250 after two of yo-yoing between 250-254. Definitely been tracking food and working out more thoroughly the last two weeks and it paid off! #progress Now gotta keep the pedal down and stay focused. No major backslides.

@GatorsDaily Incredible cinematography. 10/10

STOP HARASSING HIM

I’m usually excited about our monthly MeUndies order but hmmmmmmm

@DannyParty Fuck yeah with that vamp drip

Group pic with the man himself

@DannyParty Notes

Finally got my ind’n name thanks to Chat GPT.

@AndySandford Happy Birthday! How old are ya?

If you can’t afford venmo’ing me a buncha money for my bday, sharing one of ma bits is a lovely gesture, and gestures are the love language of the poor 🥰

If you see this, drop a photo of yourself as the villain.

Too long. Toooooooooooooooo long.

@WholesomeMeme @reynoldsgareth ??

@jaybulls Aw hell yeah! Glad to hear that

@jaybulls I will eat a nanner puddin in her honor 😞

@_JennBates_ Just the thought of side-cheeking that toilet every time…

This pic off of Zillow gone wild is easily the creepiest photo I’ve ever seen of a home. Gives me the absolute willies. It’s a home located in Wichita.