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Same referee. Same game. 15 minutes apart. One deemed a perfectly fine tackle. One awarded with a yellow card. The ref didn't want to make a controversial decision and give a penalty? Cool. The yellow he gave for the second one ended in a red card. No consistency.

Noni Madueke last Premier League goal was in January 25, 2025 against Man City. His last Premier League assist was on December 15, 2024. If Noni fails to score against Manchester United, he'll be celebrating an anniversary of zero G/A. "Thank you Chelsea"😭

Wait, so Aston Villa unveiled their Champions League trophy in the tunnel for Arsenal players to see before beating them on the pitch 🥴🥴🥴🥴 What sort of psychological warfare is this, Unai Emery oooooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LegacySiu Eto’o

Guess the player Level: Hardest 98% will fail

@acdmma_ More head movement on a statue

this might be the first time i’ve seen somebody shadow box and actually lose to the shadow

@JamesPiotr I’ve heard of losing the head over a football result, although never in the literal sense. 🪓

Qatar beat UAE 2-1 in Doha, and qualified for the 2026 World Cup. But both goals saw Emirati fans riot…

@StephenNolan Went on a date with my wife to the dirty onion when I first met her. A boy threw up over a table and chair and the floor then went back to drinking. Thank god he wasn’t wearing workwear or he’d have been thrown out.

Banned from entry to the Dirty Onion bar in Belfast over workwear - should a man in work clothes be able to go for a Friday afternoon pint without dressing up?

A generational pintman winning it in the US after spending three days telling finance bros to fuck off. Have to respect it.

Very normal for a foreign ‘head of state’ who is currently juggling a thousand wars .. to hop on camera everyday to clarify how he wasn’t involved in the assassination of a man who refused 150 Million USD from him. Lol

🤦‍♂️ "Having taken teams to Anfield, [the fans] are terrible losers!" 😤 "Every club gives it to you, but it was different at Liverpool!" Simon Jordan explains why he doesn't like the way #LFC fans behave at Anfield! 👀

In the few days since the assassination of Charlie Kirk: - Ben Shapiro took over TPUSA - Blocked the Epstein files - Banned Pentagon from boycotting Israel - Pushed bill to revoke citizenship for criticising Israel. - Approved $650M+ for Israel - Marco Rubio visits Israel

It will trickle down anytime now

@WeAreTheOverlap I bet hasselbank is so impressed. Jamie carragher is unbearable.

"I broke all the records for goals!" 🤯 A different timeline where Carra was the main man up front! 😂

In a final, you know

@richardashcroft Great set 🤘

First night in Dublin, wow.

Carragher has been crying about Chelsea ever since Zola embarrassed him on national television

@doctor_rahmeh I don’t understand why they are linking killing children and being Jewish/israeli? The banner doesn’t mention either of those two, do they know of a link that we don’t?

'Stop killing children' is jew hatred? 😭😂

@Kelarjian @RyanWelsch4 @Ford_Nick Which coincidentally could well seal her fate of being eaten. Bad cooking skills. Unacceptable

@Teedler @RyanWelsch4 @Ford_Nick Yeah, ketchup is for people whose moms were bad cooks. It’s about survival then.

What's the best sauce for steak?

@RyanWelsch4 @Ford_Nick Definitely not ketchup anyways

@Ford_Nick I can not think of any sauce appropriate for a piece of a tortured animal. What sauce would you put on flesh from one of your loved ones?