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“Biweekly” can mean twice a week or once every two weeks. And people wanna act like we know what the fuck we doing out here.

@lumafield This social media manager is full of talenti.

You're in for a treat, but only if you can get that lid off. Talenti gelato is notorious for being tough to open, so we scanned a few new and opened containers to see if industrial CT could tell us why. Read the full scoop here: hubs.ly/Q03-V9B20 🍨

Swag Surfin’ has the best background video on Spotify.

Found some Nike Elite Mid-Calf socks in my dresser. Breaking them out for brunch.

Guy who brings pickled ginger to Buffalo Wild Wings.

You’re telling me these oats were forged in the darkness?

The mailbox to (281) 330-8004 is full.

Today’s the day! So happy to announce that my photobook Ten Thousand is available now! Over 90 photos from my 8 day, 3000 mile summer roadtrip through small-town Minnesota, check it out! andrewandersonphoto.com/store/tenthous…

@AndyHVandenBerg Lemme see dem toes.

Everyone has their own ‘why’. One of my core drivers is wearing flip flops everyday. I know it sounds crazy, but life is just better without socks and shoes. Flying out at 6am for a day of meetings today. Guess what I’ve got ready as soon as I land in Savannah tonight?

I STAY on them Reggie’s. 😤 (Parmigiano Reggiano)

@AndyHVandenBerg You can’t do what I do, stay in your lane.

New Life Goal: Live with vacation vibe 365 days per year. During the holidays, everyone is calm, laid back and fun. They have a vacation vibe. I want to maintain that during the rest of the year even when work and life get stressful.

Walked to the backboard today to hit some tennis balls and it was taken by people hitting pickle balls against the wall and I’m just so fucken done with y’all and your hobby.

@YaBoyKA Composite or super score?

Just met someone new and they immediately told me their ACT score

@YaBoyKA A&WSZN

Root beer is coming back in a huge way!!!

Only cigs I smoke 💯

If you’re scared of flying, just remind yourself that most fatal accidents happen during the final descent so you’re never really out of the woods until it’s over!

@AndyHVandenBerg I paid my one time $4.99 back in 2013. I expect to be grandfathered in.

Business idea of the century: Recreate Dark Sky and charge users 99 cents per month. Here’s my math: - 5% conversion from former active users (est. 5m). 250k users. $3m ARR - $50k build - $100k in launch marketing - $5-10k in monthly dev. costs Should I do it?

@ZanderSudolsky @Twitter will keep you updated. @ZanderSudolsky DMs open,

Techno music is for people that can’t dance with their feet.