TJ

My weed guy told me he had granddaddy kush so i bought some last week and it was good. So today I hit him up and asked for his grandpas number because naturally I wanted more. He said no it was a strain. I strained my calf last week so I told him to ice it. He hasn’t hit me back

@passtolyle @jordiebarstool 7.3/10

@jordiebarstool @Teej_b rate

Listen. For a guy who never picked up a tool before this house, I think this bathroom reno is pretty clean.

@DonnieDoesWorld Gotta hit the sleep pods they have there. Best dollar spent

My 2 hour layover in Qatar was just changed to a 9 hour layover. Bout to have some serious cardboard flashbacks.

@Garygohard_ Every morning!

Every morning I wake up and thank god for making me nice at trick shots

@CohassetTweet @firecashman @thecasepodcast Lol are you saying you’re hoping for death here? Yikes

@firecashman @thecasepodcast Hopefully a future one.

EXCLUSIVE: We have obtained exclusive audio of Brian Walshe, husband of Ana Walshe, the Cohasset woman who went missing on New Year’s Day.

BEAST

Hey @RobDark_13 when is your birthday again? I already have my roast ready

@passtolyle Fucking savages

Lite schwapps #schwapp

@sfr_15 90ish miles in 5 days seems absurd. Yes I googled steps to miles

We are doing a step challenge at work and this lady claims she has 200k steps in 5 days….. has to be bs right?

@tylerwilkiel @mirice15 @JoeSmit036408 @stoolpresidente @gilliedakid @sixers What are you talking about bro? He got drafted at 19 and is still 19. Not that hard to understand

Hey @gilliedakid remember when @sixers drafter Markelle Fultz over Tatum?

@evamcchavez His tik tok is sick

Word on the street is @RobDark_13 is helping blind people see. Only for today, but he’s doing it!

@RobDark_13 Not even a chirp just straight facts; that is the worst looking human ever

Sister Jean is no less than 40,000 years old

@quickstickblog @passtolyle Just saw your reply to the tweet disregard

@quickstickblog @passtolyle

ok so the NLL/ESPN deal is awesome but the real question is when’re we getting the Blast Lacrosse revival??

Is Heinicke the guy? @PFTCommenter

@RobDark_13 @passtolyle Markerton?

@passtolyle ?????? @Teej_b

Anytime someone higher up than me in my company says “good how bout you” I flex incredible hard and verbally dunk on them with a “doing well thanks”

@passtolyle Got you

Go ahead and be a goodfknman today 🪓

@sfr_15 @RobDark_13 Artistic af

Jones with the worst mustard distribution of all time or what @RobDark_13

@passtolyle I fkn love doja

@Teej_b aint given u 1 in public give u a hundred fk it 🧚

@RobDark_13 Same to you. The d&b picture is having a great run so far

@Teej_b You look good btw

Felt like @RobDark_13 so I changed my prof pic