TeeJay Holton

@MrBeast You have way too much faith in humanity.

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@RockstarGames I have stage four cancer with BRAF V600e mutation. I’m looking at 2-3 years life expectancy. Level with me; will I play this game?

@jeremyguest1972 @emmashaiy There he is officer.

@emmashaiy Daughter without doubt even though I am 54. 😍

@mitchellly39 123 lbs.

@urspicyitalian No thank you.

Sending (‿ˠ‿) to everybody who says ' hey ’ ❤️ and i’m serious asf, just try me…

@PiListingNews 3

Pick a lucky number from 1 – 48. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 10 numbers hide a surprise of $50,000 10 Winners will be picked randomly in 48 hours

@EpicClipVault Cool kid

A baby staring at his mom with pure admiration.

@stocksandreales This wasn’t even the biggest collapse of the decade. Tf you mean? Black Monday? The Great Depression????

LAST WEEK I CALLED THE BIGGEST COLLAPSE IN HISTORY $1,000 COULD’VE TURNED INTO $840,000 I’M CATCHING THE NEXT SILVER. I WILL MAKE YOU GUYS MILLIONAIRES. MAKE SURE YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME

@NoContextHumans The customer would never see the note unless the server wrote it before the customer had a chance to enter a tip. In which case, the zero is valid.

Thoughts?

@meowtasticgirl @NoContextHumans Their “salary” is like $2 an hour.

@NoContextHumans i am the "it is your job, you have salary" BUTTON

@AntiWokeMemes I don’t know, try Antarctica, Palestine, any sewer system, hell, Arkham Asylum, the ocean floor, or you can just stay here and , hear me out, shut the fuck up.

@oliviakrolczyk_ Have you tried not being a dude?

It’s 2026, can we stop doing this stuff?

@DOGE__news I’m not gonna finish this video but I bet he’s crying about something stupid.

I don’t know how these people even get through life.

@MbarkCherguia How do they never fall? #fentbent

What's happening here?

@m_stephens87 @LibOrNormal @grok Why did I go here? That’s on me.

@LibOrNormal @grok can you put her in a bikini

Isn't she pretty....

@LibOrNormal That’s him officer

@Mimzy9090 35 in a 30 guy definitely delivered hands.

Throwing spaghetti at speeding cars 😂

@Jbanklestankle1 🎂 and 🍑 must be an advantage, but how?

@josh_uglyasf It seems a bit pricey but I guess I’d pay it… oh wait…what?!

Would you stay in this cabin alone, no internet access, no visitors, just you and your thoughts for 90days to get $10m???

@loreleifinds Soon as you figure buttons out.

Will you follow me?