TeejayTheAussie
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TeejayTheAussie
@TeejayTheAussie
satire mostly, well kinda. NO DMs
Australia Katılım Temmuz 2012
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@sturgo70 We had an election 1 year ago. A majority of Australians in 94 out of 151 seats either voted for his party or gave their preference to his party. Not sure how you got 8 out of 10 given that ultimate poll?
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@LairdOfThManor @janet_selma Kind sir, me Laird… always a pleasure to have you in my thread. Thank you for remaining 🖤🎩 hope yourself & the Lady of the Manor are forever well 🖤
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Hear Ye, Hear Ye,
To My Sovereign Circle of Would-be Lairds, Loyal Ladies, and Gallant Lads of the digital Manor,
Gather close beneath the vaulted beams of this noble hall, for we find ourselves in an age where truth is trimmed, history is hurried, and beauty is bartered for noise. Yet you, connoisseurs of royal splendour, keepers of heritage, worshippers of exquisite food and unparalleled craftsmanship, devotees of architecture carved by genius and jewellery forged by legend... you remain gloriously unmoved.
While lesser souls bow to the fickle winds of wokeness and the mob's dull drum of cancellation, you stand tall. Your spines are steel, your minds unshackled. 'Esprit de corps' binds us, a brotherhood and sisterhood of wit, courage, curiosity, and unapologetic taste.
(Guided by moi, of course💙🎩)
We adore the crowns that once glittered beneath candlelit courts, the battlements where kings whispered destiny, the portraits whose eyes follow us still. We rejoice in the plates perfected by centuries of hands, the treasures whispered from vault and velvet, the stones that hummed with the heartbeat of empires.
To my royalists, royal watchers, scholars, rebels, aesthetes, gastronomes, archivists of elegance and assassins of mediocrity...
I salute you.🫡
Let history's enemies tremble.
Let the timid take tea in silence.
But here, in these manor walls, we dine loudly, think boldly, and honour beauty shamelessly.
Raise your glasses.
Sharpen your minds.
Polish your diamonds.
And walk with dignity across this creaking floor of civilisation.
For the Manor lives... and as long as we draw breath, its flame will never be extinguished.
Welcome home.
Welcome to @LairdOfThManor🎩💙
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Tonight the Lady of the Manor said that we should start eating healthier and do a ‘cleanse’ of our system… I told her that we will start tomorrow… so tonight we are doing a ‘clog’ and I’m loving it.
I’ve just spent an obscene amount of money on Uber Eats at 4 different restaurants and I don’t even feel bad.
Viva la clog! 🍰🍕🍔🎂🍩🌮🍦🍫🍟🍗🥓
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@LairdOfThManor @TheWinkingMinx @pastoralview Hope you both enjoyed your
glorious gastronomic clog 🍽️🍽️🍽️
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@TheWinkingMinx @pastoralview Thai Green curry
Spring rolls
Meat lovers pizza
Garlic bread
Creamy bacon, chicken and broccoli pasta
Raw beef pho
Beef bourguignon with mashed potato
…and a salad, because we needed balance.
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@LairdOfTheManor has his original handle back
Let’s restore his account ourselves! Give him a follow 😊
🎩Laird of the Manor 2.0🎩@LairdOfThManor
What a bizarre turn of circumstances… As you all know, my original account @LairdOfTheManor was hacked and stolen many weeks ago and I’ve been unable to recover its control and offered no help or assistance from X. Today the hacker changed the ‘@‘ handle to ‘0xkaiven’ thus releasing my original handle to be picked up by me again. I now have control over the handle, just without all my followers. I’m a little dumbstruck! 😮
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Check out usrr_l4chie's video! #TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSuVbpshJ/
@AlboMP you and your government are cunts! Period!
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@JamieClass5 @SandyTatham18 @SB333999 @ladybugz443 @ChayasClan You’ve got the castrate kids flag in your bio, tells me everything i need to know. I don’t argue with stupid.
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It’s not a pure theocracy, though. Aside from the fact that Sharia law isn’t even codified, Egypt has a hybrid government with civil law derived from French legal traditions. You can’t compare Egypt to Iran.
Which was completely westernized under the Shah, by the way. Again, it’s not Islam creating terror - it’s radicals. With a heavy dose of 3rd world thrown in.
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@Texas__Bulldog @ThePosieParker I know, it’s icky & sad.
I did see one that morphed into his mother. Gosh I felt sad for her.
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@TeejayTheAussie @ThePosieParker Because it gets them off. That's why they do it.
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They all want to be their mothers or their wife.
So Dear Mrs Upton,
I suspect your husband started with a little make up at home, that made you uncomfortable but you thought it would go no further. He copies your style, your mannerisms, even your walk, he softens his voice and talks about himself, his body and clothing all the time. You know he's envious of you and you've had to make yourself very small so you don't hurt his feelings, you know this is really narcissistic control but it's hard to say it aloud. In the first few months, since he told you about his fetish, he would obliterate every boundary you held until you find yourself walking next to him into court after he's sexually assaulted women at work.
It's not too late to leave.
Get your ducks in a row.
GET OUT.
Jonny Bell@Jonnywsbell
He should have kept his mask on...
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@BobbyBGood @OliLondonTV Neither.. rational women & feminitity
Is none of this crap … female is the grail.. masculine is the protector..
these woke fucks are backward and doing nothing but sterilising children.
This is the work of the devil.. he’s found his cheer leader ls in the woke.
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Another sick and deceived woman, that's why the Catholic Church will not have women priests, you just have to look at the anglicans to see the mess they're in, Jesus 12 Apostles all men,women were deceived by the devil and then seduced the man, feminism deceived women into destroying their children in abortion clinics.
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We’re a trillion dollars in debt, she votes against more debt.
We need to fix our absurd immigration numbers & bring industry back to the country. We need to tax the gas/minerals exported etc. we need to be allowed to use our own minerals & gas.
This in turn will allow for better housing, better education, bring down the cost of living, voting for any of the above will rise inflation & cost of living for every day Aussies. We don’t need more handouts, we need a fair go as a nation.
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One Nation is just two points behind Labor in Victoria after a massive swing of 20.7% since the last election, a shock new poll shows.
Crime is now the number one issue, followed by cost-of-living, housing affordability, and immigration.
noticer.news/one-nation-vic…
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