Teflon Bust

I've been reflecting on the Bryon Noem story, and I think we should be more understanding. Sure, he messed up. But he's in the doghouse right now, and when you marry Kristi Noem that's a very dangerous place to be.

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Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes. $1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity. One hour before the announcement. Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time. They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades. Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium. The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened. This is not the first time. It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves. But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it. Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind. These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world. I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here. This isn't politics anymore. This is a financial operation running out of the White House.

SpaceSex is the only kind of sex Teslasexuals have.

@BradMunchen What’s your delivery estimate @BradMunchen ? I forget if you mentioned it here or on substack.

Tesla's Q1 deliveries might be slightly higher YoY due to a low base in Q1 2025, but look out for the massive price cuts via 0% interest-rate loan programs. 😂 Article: bradmunchen.substack.com/p/why-tesla-q1…

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Tesla FSD is the human elevator operator quickly being eclipsed by its autonomous vehicle competitors. $tsla $tslaq

@JJWatt @SuperTexans Looking good! A couple of ideas: 1. Don’t sear with butter. Use a high temp oil, butter for rest until you cut. 2. Try a lower temp for the first cook if you also like a prime rib style. 150 degree oven to 5-10 degrees below your final preferred temp, rest up to an hour. Sear

@SuperTexans Yessir. Truffle Salt. 275° for 45 minutes. Brief Rest. 2 minute sear each side on piping hot cast iron. (Spread butter on each side before sear)

Might have just peaked in the steak preparation game. Not sure where it can really go from here. Just stood there staring at it for a good 5 minutes.

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California regulator confirms Tesla is 'not operating an autonomous vehicle service' electrek.co/2026/03/25/cal… by @fredlambert

I thought this would be slightly bigger news than it has been so far... "Russia's Baltic ports of Primorsk and Ust-Luga, major export terminals, suspended crude oil and ​oil products loadings on Wednesday, two sources told Reuters" reuters.com/world/blaze-ru…

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@rdd147 At least they’ll die moderately happy.

🚨 if you ate frozen food from Trader Joe’s You’re gonna die

How will Terafab be in "volume production" of 2nm chips by 2030 if ASML has no supply of High-NA EUVs through 2028 & even the experts need 18 months to get them running properly? Musk told lots of lies last night because he's desperate, but this is the easiest to debunk. $TSLA

@EconstratPB DJT?

Who is cracking a beer with me at 6pm? Wrong answers only.

Elon is doing his usual thing and joining the party late, ready to pretend he’s a “leader and innovator” until the next fad comes along. $tsla

Elon the fraudster, mad that Jensen has moved into robotaxis, pretends he can compete. Or he’s doing his usual thing and joining the party late, ready to pretend he’s a “leader and innovator” until the next fad comes along. $tsla $tslaq

Elon Musk found to be a fraudster by a jury of his peers. Obviously a jury full of FUDsters and $TSLA shorts. Am I right?

@BaseballQuotes1 Is it also $99?

The Mets have introduced the 9-9-9 challenge as a concession this year

Death by 1,000 lawsuits. $tsla $tslaq