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TeflonJohnLLC

@TeflonJohnLLC

Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago. Congratulations to the first American Pope Leo XIV! We hope to welcome you back home soon.

Key West, FL Katılım Kasım 2016
769 Takip Edilen534 Takipçiler
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Michael Scimbobulous, CFA@ScrimboSaggins·
I very much enjoy a 9am Celsius because it allows me to more efficiently interrupt and talk over female coworkers
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WILDER
WILDER@wldsteppa·
Just got pulled over & threw the pistol on grandma lap shii you done lived yo life
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Paul Reed
Paul Reed@Bball_paul·
911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin
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redrum
redrum@griffisu·
eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying
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bobby
bobby@bobbylikesbeers·
putting on a condom before i go to jersey mikes
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Papii🥤
Papii🥤@ammalusty·
I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol
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Rob Gucci
Rob Gucci@heatdaddy69420·
I want to have an extremely Chinese summer.
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Chuck Grassley
Chuck Grassley@ChuckGrassley·
I’m taking a break from farming 2watch Indiana fever professional women’s basketball. I’m watching bc I am a follower of Caitlin Clark If u haven’t followed Caitlin Clark u should she is an all American sports hero from right here in Iowa Caitlin was a star at the Univ of Iowa
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Andrew Nadeau
Andrew Nadeau@TheAndrewNadeau·
I actually supported blowing up the cruise ship before I knew it had hantavirus
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Your OG 🐩
Your OG 🐩@LRNROSE·
this next pandemic im taking the PPP loan fuck it. and im dancing on tiktok.
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redrum
redrum@griffisu·
if ur life is genuinely falling apart just fill the void with substances like a real man
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Ray Mond
Ray Mond@AmberRayz·
Too much availability kills ur value. Don't show up for work on Monday.
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⚚Sage@belikesagee·
twitter is cigarette for the eyes
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TeflonJohnLLC
TeflonJohnLLC@TeflonJohnLLC·
We gotta get Lori Lightfoot back in office man
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