Chintan

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

@SelflessCricket Blame the captain who handed him the ball. SKY deserves more spanking than him.

Hang your head in shame Raj Angad Bawa. I will never ever forgive you for this loss. Go and play domestic cricket and learn how to bowl legal deliveries. This is not gully Cricket. You are playing for a freaking 5 time Champions. And don't even know how to bowl legal balls.

I asked the president why focus on these projects now amid the backdrop of the war in Iran and as gas prices soar. He said the question was “stupid” and a “disgrace to the country” saying he’s “fixing” the reflecting pool.

🇺🇸BREAKING: Someone placed a $920 million crude oil short at 3:40 AM. 70 minutes later Axios reported the US and Iran were close to a deal. Oil dropped 12%. The trade made $125 million in profit. Minutes after that Iran launched the “Persian Gulf Strait Authority” and oil surged 8%. $760 million placed before Trump’s last announcement. $920 million placed before this one. Every major announcement in this war has been front-run by someone who knew it was coming. What kind of war is this? This is more like a trading desk with an army. Never stop connecting the dots.

The guy who told us he’d fix everything on day 1 is still blaming Biden on day 470.

Lifetime contribution per Indian immigrant to the US economy: $1.7 million. Highest among all groups. Donald Trump left out this key fact because it doesn't fly with the MAGA crowd.

Three nationalities left out of the list. Possibly coz their high contribution along with the color of their skin doesn’t align with the narrative. Indian : $1.7 million Chinese : $800K Filipino : $600K

@NikkiHaley You supported this so STFU!

America just crossed a dangerous milestone: our national debt now exceeds the size of our economy. Washington spends $1.33 for every $1 it takes in, with a $1.9T deficit this year alone. When the bill comes due, expect higher taxes, a weaker dollar, fewer services, a weaker military—and our kids stuck paying for it.

@MacRumors NO! This is the BEST thing they did with iPhone. Dont take it away.

Apple Reportedly Questioning Whether iPhone Should Drop MagSafe macrumors.com/2026/04/29/app…

@NewsWire_US Fuck the right off!

Department of State finalizing plan to put Trump's picture on U.S. passports. — The Bulwark/FOX

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

@BasicAppleGuy iPods!

What’s one Apple product category you’d love to see return in the Ternus era? I’ll go first…

@sagarcasm Pant is a fraud. Should not have even appealed this.

Audience: What a boring day! Third Umpire: Let me give a stupid decision

@mufaddal_vohra 💯

@heshie Cleanest ingredients ever also little surprise if you open that label from the side.

stop eating protein bars and instead have 2 of these low fat yogurts >220 calories >30g of protein >24g of carbs >12g added sugar (20 total) >zero fat It’s also a better source of protein (complete protein with leucine for muscle support)

tucker privately told colleagues in 2021 that he hated trump passionately, then supported him for a third time in 2024. he doesn’t care. maga is just a sinking ship, so he needs to make sure he’s well-positioned for whatever the next thing is

@InternetH0F Where the fuck is Anti H1B MAGA crown now?!

Asha Sharma became CEO of Xbox only 2 months ago and she's already done some big things for its customers: - Cut Xbox Game Pass Ultimate from $29.99 to $22.99 per month - Announced Project Helix, the codename for the next-gen console - Rebranded from Microsoft Gaming back to simply Xbox - Scrapped the “This is an Xbox” marketing campaign - Committed to human-crafted games and ruled out low-quality AI content - Boosted direct fan engagement on X with faster responses and updates

We’re governed by fucking morons

@MacRumors This is gonna be Tim's legecy! 'kiss my ass'

Top Leaders React to Apple Announcing Tim Cook Will Step Down as CEO macrumors.com/2026/04/21/tim…

@PopBase Don’t threaten us with the good times!

Donald Trump warns Virginians that if they vote YES on the redistricting amendment tomorrow, he will lose power: “If the Democrats get additional House seats, they’re going to be making changes at the federal level.”