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Hello everyone! This account has changed ownership (thank you, @D2LostSector!) and is now part of telesto.report!
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Telesto Report
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Telesto Report
@TelestoReport
How long has it been since Telesto last warped spacetime in @destinythegame? Stay updated here!
Katılım Ekim 2021
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@PinkSaltLord @BrunoLouviers Can vouch for uniQ. He's still continuously learning data science to provide insights and expand the analysis on the site. He even wrote his own decompression lib specifically to work with the massive datasets required for the site: github.com/uniQIndividual…
(He's from Europe btw!)
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@BrunoLouviers My friend uniQ#1468 created scorched.report and it's a great site for such a niche mode. Would be great if he could get some recognition!
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Any third party dev in the room? Let me know! I'd love to have some non-US folks in this batch, too.
dmg04@A_dmg04
Goal: Get a bunch of API dev emblems handed out by Friday... before Trials. Thanks for waiting folks, and thanks a ton for what you do. Community continues to be a heartbeat. Artists, API devs, PvP tournament hosts, and more. Love what y'all do, and thanks for the continued inspiration.
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We’re on Bluesky now! If that’s your (new) social media of choice, you can follow us at @telesto.report!
bsky.app/profile/telest…
Telesto Report@TelestoReport
A short reminder: @TelestoReport is an extension of telesto.report, not the other way around. No matter what happens here, the site will continue running.
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Note: This change could be intended, but it is not listed in any of the patch notes, so we will treat it as a bug for now.
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Reset the clock!
New bug: Telesto’s PvP damage values reverted to those from before the PvP sandbox update.
telesto.report
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(and for anyone who wants the exact number: We went 692 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes and 17 seconds without a Telesto bug being discovered.)
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Reset the clock! (yes, really)
New bug: Telesto activates Void symbols in the "Queens, Part I" mission. (These are intended to be activated by reflecting enemy projectiles.)
This ends the longest running streak yet, clocking in at 692 days between bugs.
telesto.report
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*peeks from hibernation*
psst, Xûr is selling Telesto
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Telesto has been… suspiciously quiet.
323 days and counting.
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@IntricateEra Not sure whether to actually count that. It works with a lot of weapons, not just Telesto.
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@TheHolyPopo Ha, this (un?)fortunately isn’t a Telesto bug. It’s a No Backup Plans bug, as the thread under the top comment rightfully explains. Thanks for the ping though!
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When we worked in an office, the Bungie tradition was to "slow clap" for them as they walked out the door on their last day. When it was someone who'd made an enormous impact, the applause would be thunderous.
We can't do that for @A_dmg04, but replies here are open.
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A short reminder: @TelestoReport is an extension of telesto.report, not the other way around. No matter what happens here, the site will continue running.
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Telesto Report was mainly set up to track bugs. As such:
• The clock has been reset to the latest *actual* bug. The microevent will be listed separately.
• This account will go back to its regular posting schedule – you will likely hear back from us once Telesto breaks again.
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Telesto is no longer in charge of the Destiny account. The microevent has ended.
Destiny 2@DestinyTheGame
Hey all, Bungie Support here. The issue with the Telesto Exotic weapon exhibiting unintended sentient behavior has been resolved, and the weapon is now behaving normally again. We do not anticipate any other issues with Telesto in the future. Thank you for your patience!
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The microevent has sent out yet another message.
Knowing that there’s no riddles to solve here, Telesto just seems to be bad at drawing itself in ASCII art.
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