Noah Telson

Tomorrow is February 90th, 2020.

Tonight. Me. @Telsonia. And the return of @NicoleRatjen. 9:30pm. Our first show as a team of parents.

This week at CCB: Macrodose, comedy cooking, The Free Show, The Yarn comedy storytelling, Chris Davis and much more! @TreStijl @steindorjonsson @telsonia @joshwithpowers @MatildeKeizer @sheley @DavisComedian mailchi.mp/773e9bdc6db2/t…

Dear @TeamYouTube. Our account has been terminated without warning for spam, scams or deception. We believe this must be a mistake. We post comedy videos, sometimes with celebrity impersonations or parody. We've filed an appeal, but we're worried. Can you help us figure this out?

Can't even tell you how many 2 and half minute timers Google has set for me called "two and a half men".

Chaotic good.

My friend Zizek was on this podcast talking about literally nothing. Listen to "#87: Adam Curtis: “Where Is My Large Automobile?”" by Bear Radio via #spreaker @TreStijl @steindorjonsson @theBOSSpod spreaker.com/user/bearradio…

We’re back for a very special one-time-only live stream show TOMORROW night via @ComedyCB and @VagabundBeer! Get a ticket + beer pack online here and join us (picture of very serious writer’s room w @joshwithpowers @attawoman @StuffThusFar @telsonia) comedycafeberlin.com/event/piffle-a…

Mic check, mic check?! That’s right, we’re back! Join us on March 26th at 9pm for a very special live stream show in partnership with @VagabundBeer & @comedycb! Tickets available with a pack of beer: shop.vagabundbrauerei.com/en/collections…

I signed into Twitter so I could quote tweet this.

Always a pleasure getting whacky with these folks! instagram.com/p/CFC9FT8nyCN/…

@TreStijl Smfh

We at The New York Times know that there are over 330 million perspectives in America and that’s actually why we decided to publish one that advocates for war crimes against American citizens in American soil.

Can Bob and Doug see the world on fire from the ISS?

@hukl They sell food there!

@Telsonia That's true love :) But why the hell do you shop at Edeka? :)

I'm not gonna get into the whole "my wife is better than your wife" thing but does yours order the shopping list in order of how I walk through the Edeka?

Person at the pizza place pointed to a plain slice and asked what it was. Absolute ignoramus. It's a sign that things are returning to normal.

Good weird times. 📸fraudorothee @ Comedy Café Berlin instagram.com/p/B__mVwwnq1E/…

@carlclancy @joshwithpowers @sleepgiddy

@joshwithpowers @sleepgiddy @Telsonia Was literally about to say this

pussycat implies the existence of a dickcat

Live in 15 minutes. twitch.tv/zoombullshit

Center yourself. youtu.be/p99juLho_mY