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Not on here anymore. Follow me on the other app. B'bye, it was fun until last year.

Germany please stop

Turns out if you haven't updated the Twitter app since baby boy changed its name, link/headline previews still work 🤭🤫

I'm in this tonight! 👇

Happy bday to us! @Telsonia @NicoleRatjen @StuffThusFar & me celebrate 10 YEARS of @GLBcomedy tonight at @ComedyCB! Join us for improv at 9:30pm and a party after! 🎉🥳🎂 comedycafeberlin.com/event/glb-10-y…

Save the date! Join us on Saturday, October 14th, at 17:40 for an exciting live show at this year's @Podfest_Berlin, featuring special guests journalist Deborah Cole and comedian Josh Telson. We hope to see you there! 🎉

@hinterding @citylabberlin Thanks! A question because I'm getting asked it a lot: will the Bürgeramt be at every Kiezlabor, or was that only in Graefekiez?

@joshwithpowers Not a fake at all :) You can experience our @citylabberlin Kiezlabor again soon, from October 16 to 22 in Marzahn-Hellersdorf! More info here: citylab-berlin.org/en/projects/ki…

I complain a lot about Berlin bureaucracy BUT: Two weeks ago the Bürgeramt had a mobile office set up on the sidewalk down the street from me (?!?) and I was able to get both kids' passports renewed.. without an appointment.. in 20 minutes time Still recovering from the shock

Anyone know of any good English (as in the language not necessarily the nationality) speech therapists in Berlin? Time for my kids to start speaking correctly 🫣

@drewportnoy Oh god I was the one who just suggested it

I am in no way exaggerating when I say that if Hayao Miyazaki said this to me about AI I’d quit my job and burn the office building to the ground in hopes of forgiveness

@transportkev Ausbildungsbürgeramt in Kreuzberg was running it, not sure when/where they'd do it again

@slowberlin I promise I didn't make it up! citylab-berlin.org/de/blog/platz-…

Pop up bürgeramts now? 😂

@blampe I'll take a fake passport if it means I don't need to play appointment lottery at the Bürgeramt 🙃

@joshwithpowers U sure it wasn’t fake? 😬

This works really well in Comic Book Guy voice

Holy moly we turn 10 this year! Celebrate with us next week Oct 6th at 9:30pm at @ComedyCB with a special show and after party! You can also catch us this Saturday at @dasimprovfest 🥳🥳 comedycafeberlin.com/event/glb-10-y…

From Germany: more than 40 Jewish gravestones have been damaged in a state where the far-right is polling at about 30%. One of the country’s leading magazines has just published a cover about Ukrainian refugees that is identical to UKIP’s notorious “Breaking Points” poster. Grim.

They've always been practically worthless 😊