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2026 Zimbabwe Horticulture reforms Thread:

@PoliceZimbabwe Ukawirwa nedambudziko uri mudifferent city, you have go on X, and look for ZRP page and then try to find the hotline for that specific area. Interesting. Please improve.

ZRP Hotlines: Harare (0242) 748836/777651/703631 Gwanda (0284) 20139 Mutare (020) 64288 Hwange (0281) 30333 Bulawayo (09) 885479 Masvingo (039) 262627 Marondera (0279) 20581 Gweru (054) 230837 Chinhoyi (067) 29047 Bindura (0271) 6891

@TheCleanCarClub Right steer, then reverse

As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it?

@Mabharangizha That industry is difficult.. it's not the person. If you can cash in paurikupisa the better .. I think Comic is a success

I can't believe I used think Comic Elder is so funny, I need baptism for sure.

@CrimeWatchZW First shoot to harm , then 3 warning shots.

Last night I was driving on the Bulawayo Road from Redcliff at around 12:50 a.m. I was travelling at about 90 km/h and the road was clear. As I was approaching Whitehouse, just after Meru Service Station, I noticed two men standing on one side of the road and another two on the opposite side. They were all wearing black pants. Suddenly, one of them threw an object at my car. It sounded like a tyre burst coming from behind. I was shocked because I was driving alone. I slowed down slightly but did not stop, and I switched off the radio to listen carefully. In my rear-view mirror, I saw two of the men running towards my car. I stayed calm and continued driving at a lower speed. About 50 metres ahead, two other men were pretending to cross the road slowly, likely to force me to slow down further. I became more alert and hooted at them, but they did not move. They then threw another object under my vehicle. Shortly after, my car started making unusual noises. I slowed down even more but kept moving because I did not want to stop in an unsafe situation. Another object was thrown and luckily it hit my rear spare wheel instead of the rear window. At that point, I realised this could be an attempted robbery or attack. I slowly continued driving while assessing the situation, then eventually pulled over in a safer spot and stopped. As I stopped, about three of them ran towards my car. I then fired warning shots into the air, and they immediately scattered. So please be careful when driving at night. Do not stop in isolated or suspicious places, especially when you notice unusual activity on the road. Criminals are active during late hours. Today I noticed that my car only has minor damage on the front bumper underneath. Fortunately, the damage is not serious and should be easy to fix. @PoliceZimbabwe

@Mabharangizha Something has to be done paBook iri. Giles was on steroids when he wrote this book.

I think this book was supposed to be accompanied by a movie bro because pakanyorwa hudosvidosvi apa.

@ellyserwaaa Playing hard to get whilst in a relationship is a big turn off.

Does this work ?? 😭😭😭

@thabanimnyama Apa you have to watch out for potential pickpocketers .. it's an extreme sport navigating Harare CBD streets after 5 pm

Harare CBD is now dangerous because ukafamba usina kutarisa gumbo unogona kuzongoona rave mumbaura yema gizzards 🥲

@iamWolfzw @NNyashaYessur You cant list 5 wealthy guys with the stunning beauties you imagine.

@Tembi_Gold @NNyashaYessur Wrong, real men look for value WITH beauty 😅

This is mai Tungwarara. Like mother like daughter, that bag is a Gucci GG Emblem Large Tote bag, price $2,380 USD.

@iamWolfzw @NNyashaYessur Real man look for value above beauty

@NNyashaYessur Still cant buy beauty

@woman_commando Deep down you know the plain truth.

Women never lose their value I don’t know who made yall believe that we do.

@WemaHotWingz You don't need Satan when you have Zimbabweans, the amount of hatred masquerading as fun is alarming.

Why is everyone hating on yhayha???

@Veronwg Noone is ready to talk about the relapse..

God, when will I finally stop masturbating

@praisechox All men go through sh*t. Accept what is .. strategize, come back strong, shock your opponents. Don't be a simp.

That face ED made when Mugabe fired him? We are about to see it again 😂😂.The wheel turns. #NoTo2030

@Malatjie_ Heal bro, your hatred of Zimbabwe seem to be taking over your senses.

Zimbabweans who migrated to Botswana are pretending to be Batswana and trying to force some non-existent beef between Batswana and South Africans. Ba nyela it will never happen. Nothing can ever come between us

@awholelottery01 Or our taste buds are getting old .. just thinking

My Crush isn't crushing like it used to 💔💔😭

@haifah_er_abba Meanwhile some lady out there is starving for his attention. Bro go after the one who actively needs you. You have many problems, surely that one lady mustn't be.

Ignore his calls on purpose without calling back, Starve him attention, Reply his message late, Call him once in a week, Always complain you’re busy, Just try this, I promise you, he’ll never take you for granted again ☺️

@tino_bonde_05 I don't like this genre but understand kuti its a " mabhandati FESTIVAL"... Not Charly black show.

sometimes l feel like ZimdanceHall is thrash 😃😃😃 How can all 35 artists perform in just 1 night .... ZimdanceHall's era is over, now it's just a sinking Ship...

@ChrisExcel102 Problem is your stereotyping .

Why this spec never Cross the borders 😭😭😭

@ndues_boy It's a matter of economics, not failure to produce. It's just cheaper to import than produce. Focus is on the other crops.

Zimbabwe imports maize from SA dont be stupid

@KatharinaLeAnn Probably because we are 3. Body, soul and spirit.. takes a good meeting of the 3 to come up with an agreed way forward

I heard a pastor say something that jolted me Every time Jesus speaks to demons, they obey instantly. Zero resistance. But when Jesus speaks to us, thru scripture, His Spirit, conviction …we pause, wrestle, delay. Why are we slower to obey than even the things that hate Him?