TemerTek

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@JJoynz22902 @NoContextHumans Lol "Throwing any object, including a cake, at a moving vehicle is a serious crime that can be charged as a misdemeanor or even a felony, as it creates a significant risk of a dangerous accident and injury. The legal consequences for this action, based on various state laws"

This Man decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

@bigdumbdumbface @NoContextHumans That will stop you from throwing ANYTHING at a moving vehicle. Your cakes will not stop speeding drivers.

@TemerTek @NoContextHumans "I will fire wildly in a school zone" ok Boogie2988

@SteezyyTommyy @NoContextHumans Tommy boi

@SteezyyTommyy @NoContextHumans If the first rule of self defence somehow is "attempt to flee", then why is he throwing?

@SteezyyTommyy @NoContextHumans This is not what video is promoting, dumbass.

@TemerTek @NoContextHumans No one is arguing that you shouldn’t throw stuff at cars. People are calling you a retard because you’d shoot someone over cane sauce, dumbass.

So for the back of the classroom and those who are always running late, here's a TLDR. There's been a wave of teens throwing potatoes and rocks from bridges for fun. These tragic deaths made kids drag their feet in the sand and say "so sowy," while the rest of us get to carry on, again and again. And here we go again — some sausage-flake dresses up in tattoos with a speed gun, playing ninja justice with a cake and tons of drama cleaning it up. You think you're a hero, bro? Do you really think the person speeding couldn't be you under different circumstances? If we go this route, self-appointed justice will multiply like cancer. Every where you go - get a fucking cake in da face. Fair game, every time. You wanna play? But no, apparently you didn't get the memo. When you label yourself as a fucking god and start forcing rules on other people, you will end up in a situation where it is simply not your fucking business. You'd be better off stepping away, reporting to the police with your little selfie-stick that you can't part with even in the bathroom, and setting up a community watch with signs and proper proof that the streets are actively busy and do need elecveated protection by the community Otherwise, people will take their safety into their own hands — and you won't be the judge of how they respond. Don't compare tossing spaghetti at a sign with confronting a person in a moving vehicle, especially a speeding one. Your cake stunt get you some likes and some X visibility. That's it. Not a single kid saved. Not a single lesson learned. Not a single hurry turned into restraint. But one day you'll run into someone who will react too swift for you to notice you fucked up. Get a job. Stay away from the police cosplay, or you will be taken as a threat.

@SteezyyTommyy @TemerTek @NoContextHumans More than half of US states have stand your ground laws that supersede the duty to retreat. That being said, someone throws spaghetti at you for speeding in a school zone and you reverse the car and shoot them, your self defense case isn't going to hold up well in court.

@charlie_wally @NoContextHumans Even if you dress like clown and write CAKE

@charlie_wally @NoContextHumans Driver has no way to know whethere there is a rock inside the cake untill you throw it and it gets splattered on the windshield not killing anyone.

"Only California imports Middle East oil" — California is the largest state economy in America, bigger GDP than most countries. And you said it yourself — Europe, Japan, China all run on Iranian oil. Those are America's allies, trade partners, and supply chains. When they can't get oil, the global price spikes and every American pays more at the pump. Three weeks ago Iran closed one strait and oil went from $65 to $126. That hit every gas station from LA to Alabama. It doesn't matter whose name is on the receipt. Oil is one global pool — every barrel sets the price at every pump. The U.S. doesn't need to import a single Iranian barrel to be held hostage by Iranian leverage. That's the point. The spreadsheet crowd keeps showing me import receipts while the price board at their gas station next year (once all shelfs go dry) tells the real story.

@TemerTek @TheCleanCarClub Europe, Japan, China uses Iranian oil. Only California imports oil from the Middle East because they shut down their oil production and refineries and insist on formulations different than what everyone else uses.

Why take 70 cars when one bus will do the job? 🤷‍♂️

@REVOLUTIONBOI1 @xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans 9 gramms is an average bullet waeight, FFS

@TemerTek @xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans 1 grain is 0.065 grams they use GR to have precise measurement for loading bullets the term you use to describe a bullets fucking size is caliber the term you used not only describes the weight not size of the bullet dude your giving actual retard

You are talking about risks and probabilities. Good fo you you made it. Do not throw a potato. Do not throw cace. Do not throw a rock at moving vehicel - they all look the same. Am I going to sit there and guess where I am going home because you thought to give me driving lesson? I speed - I get a ticket. I pay for the fine, case closed. I hit a pedastrian - I go to court, pay the cort fees. You throw shit at my car - you gonna get shot.

@TemerTek @xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans If the shrapnel potato that exploded near me and seared part of my arm and lodged random crap into my ribs couldn't i doub a gun you own could also bullets are measured in GRAINS (GR) not grams you fucking nonce

@xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans Oh, you can't be serious. All I said - throw shit at My car and I will use of my self defence rights. Do not throw shit at my car.

@TemerTek @NoContextHumans you are unstable. seek help

@REVOLUTIONBOI1 @Linus6934691365 @NoContextHumans Throw something at my moving vehicle. FAFO.

@TemerTek @Linus6934691365 @NoContextHumans And you are a possible federal felon retard if you try this.

@REVOLUTIONBOI1 @xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans Gramms, buddy, gramms. For idiot like you 9 caliber will do the job just as well.

@TemerTek @xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans Also 9mm is the most standard ammo size for pussies get a real caliber

Oh, so now you are wiggling into special circumstances and trying to find an excuse to a basic right of protecting your own private property. I do not speed. I do not speed at school zones. I am not going to get into details. You throw shit at my windshield - I will prevent you from doing this ever again. Fair?

@velocilobst3r @TemerTek @Linus6934691365 @NoContextHumans Bro fantasized shooting off his gun near aschool if someone did this to him deflected by saying what if someone gets hit and swerves into a bus ....like the kids in the schoolzone dont matter then basically said hes the only guy who should have guns the rest are "PLAYING" officer

@motusalt @NoContextHumans That sounds like something Netanyahu and Zelenksi would say simultaniously

@TemerTek @NoContextHumans I would pop 3 bullets in your head just for looking at me self defense bc ur eyes are making me feel threatened

@xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans Go call mom, kid. And do not throw shit into peoples car if you don't want 9 gramms of brass in your stupid head.

@TemerTek @NoContextHumans timmy tough knuckles over here threatening to shoot people

@xyzkid_ @NoContextHumans Aww, baby cry - "he hates" me mode engaged? Self defence, lol. Mind your effing buseess and do not damage other folks property if you don't want to get harmed. Wanna play police? Get a badge.

When did it collapse? The USSR fell into backrupt. Yeah, the scumbags in Washingot DC plaied their hand just right - promised loans and help just to withdraw all loans offers and demanding every penny to be returned right now. Yes, that happened. USSR self liqidated - they wanted to make peace. But the socialist did not go away - still helped to distribute food, set up firplaces to keep people warm, share every last peive of bread. They survived through collective strength, niot becasue some Trump or fucking Obama gave them free grain or stopped crteating ISIS, Azov or Taliban on threir borders. Go on, keep hating socialists. This why the capitalists like Epsteine and Trump are hated more and more around the Planet.

Socialism 101

@Linus6934691365 @NoContextHumans And you are dead retard if you try this.

@TemerTek @NoContextHumans Retard