Dr. Espookys

@MattLaneWrites i'm unclear how the ppl are benefiting from dan rather paying musk $8/mo

When everything is going fine

@RaeHartleyBeck @KKnight213 Right? This has only gone sideways for me a few times :)

@KKnight213 I mean it's worked for me so far? 1) moved across country to a free college 2) worked as an NPS ranger/climbing guide 3) completely dominated a federal career and was promoted 4x in 4 years 4) dove into freelancing and made more in September than I used to make in a year

@KKnight213 @sarahdcady slack!

@KKnight213 @emmycaitlin yep this is how i feel too

@KKnight213 @MattLaneWrites boooooo

Smoldering is great but not with logs.

Last year I built a number of good fires. This year I've built one perfect, roaring fire and many fires that either don't even get rolling or, today, get rolling and look great and then sputter out even though I haven't topped them w/ anything oversized. Why.

@TheTonightSho Volkswagoned is a good option, too.

there’s a very specific jewish version of getting milkshake ducked which is finding out a well known brand is somehow connected to nazis and the holocaust. i wanna call it getting hugo boss’d

@thefellowfrugal @MattLaneWrites and they sure as hell won't happen with Republicans. I think there's a lot of willful ignorance with these folks.

Pretty frustrating seeing both the far left and the reasonable right say, "Sure, American democracy might collapse if Republicans win, but Democrats haven't earned my vote."

@MattLaneWrites @matthew2point0 oh no, again? i wonder if other bugs are going to be worse until the covid shit subsides.

@matthew2point0 I'm 3 months in and had been getting gradually better over time until the last week or so when everything suddenly got much worse again.

Pro tip: Don't get long covid.

I'm glad other people have noticed how bonkers and uselessly formed these political missives are.

@AbsP oh no, oh no. I'm so, so sorry. that's more than enough, universe.

@woodardwriter You should go see if the moon can do you a favor so you feel better and punish those who did not see the original tweet

Also it's warm and humid today. Gimme back October plz.

"it is 3p. I will go to the local brewery which will be quiet because it's spacious and it's mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, and get work done." Dude who just arrived could be 100 feet away but his loud man voice is now the only thing I hear.

@KKnight213 Yep. and for me it's one of those things where I know they all believe this but hearing it actually stated so plainly out loud rather than couched in euphemisms is next-level.

Same.

@TomHuntIsLame @matthew2point0 oh wow why didn't i think of that before. thanks, tom!

@matthew2point0 @TomHuntIsLame i dunno, i have crocs and they make my whole body warm. advice?