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Jason Teng

@TengInAGlass

I'm here for fun times! I don't use Twitter as it was intended to be used

Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
I was going to buy donuts for my co-workers tomorrow, but my manager bought donuts today and my hospital is giving out free donuts tomorrow. Guess it wasn't meant to happen 🤷
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
Today I learned that prairie dogs go "yahoo!" when they yell
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Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
The number of times it said it would rain on my weather app and the number of times it actually rained is becoming more and more disproportionate
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
What am I doing?
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WageTheft, USA@MostDadRoast·
@TengInAGlass I would be upset and my parents would start singing “nobody loves me, everybody hates me, might as well go eat worms!!” Eventually I would just sing it to myself in my room alone
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
Looking back at my childhood, a lot of the "fun" songs we sang were actually really mean or crude
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
I caught a squirrel eating my pumpkin. I think I'll just leave it there for it to enjoy as a treat
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Wario64@Wario64·
Retweet and follow for a chance to win 1 of 5 copies for Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion (Steam - codes courtesy of Gamesplanet). Giveaway closes at 6:30 PM PT on Sept 15 The game is also on sale at Gamesplanet for $6.30 (also available on Game Pass) bit.ly/3q77PY5 #ad
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
Well that's the first time someone's thought that my stuttering was me laughing at them 😂
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
Apparently I slept so well last night, I was ready to show up to work 30 minutes early
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
I really should keep a tally of how often people confuse me for my other Asian coworker
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
My phone apparently crashed in the middle of the night, but I miraculously still woke up on time without an alarm
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
I've been on a board game winning streak lately
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
I think the highlight of my zoo trip was watching a panda piss for like a minute straight. What insane bladder capacity!
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
It breaks my heart when I see patients that are allergic to Old Bay seasoning, specifically because we're in Baltimore
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
The guy next to me at the self checkout scanned his bananas at the exact same time I did. Our registers then said "bananas" in sync and I don't know why I found it so funny
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
Ah yes Sunday, the day when my upstairs neighbors yell Hallelujah as loud as they can
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
Do shiny Pokemon get bullied for being different?
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
I wonder how many hours I've spent listening to ads because I'm too stubborn to get Spotify premium
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Jason Teng
Jason Teng@TengInAGlass·
The Earthbound series is my latest video game fascination
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