The Broken Wrench Mechanic

"If we all threw our problems in a pile, and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back and run."

@katy4congress @ExpressNews Lady, you're getting BODIED. Delete your Tweet.

The @ExpressNews hit the nail on the head. Brandon Hererra doesn’t want Tony Gonzales to resign because he’s afraid of facing me in a special election. If he can win this “in a coma,” why does he need to wait until November? #TX23

@CriticlessBA @XwingsHangar @DDayCobra @danvasc2 @FearTheBeardo @The_Epic_Mike @khaliltooshort @mrphillipchan Unfortunately, my complaint with the beef pot roast sandwich was that it was a little dry. Overall, I was very surprised with both sandwiches and I would definitely get them again.

@CriticlessBA @XwingsHangar @DDayCobra @danvasc2 @FearTheBeardo @The_Epic_Mike @khaliltooshort @mrphillipchan Alright! I finished eating the pork loin sandwich and it was pretty good, I can't argue that. I ordered the sandwich with lettuce, tomato and BBQ. The pork loin sandwich was hot, crispy and tasted close to a chicken sandwich.

I decided to take one for the team and hunt down @XwingsHangar's legendary Culvers Pork Chop Sandwitch 🐷🥪 This one's for PorkinsWing5! @DDayCobra @danvasc2 @FearTheBeardo @The_Epic_Mike @khaliltooshort @mrphillipchan

@CriticlessBA @XwingsHangar @DDayCobra @danvasc2 @FearTheBeardo @The_Epic_Mike @khaliltooshort @mrphillipchan My one complaint was that the sandwich was pretty thin compared to it's width but that was a pretty minimal compliant. I also ordered the beef pot roast sandwich. The beef pot roast sandwich flavor was INSANELY GOOD. I got it with a sauce cup of BBQ.

@ForePlayPod Waiting for them to race swap Will

Netflix announces a new golf show coming this summer — “The Hawk” featuring Will Ferrell. Will you be checking this one out?

@Criticless_inc Can't wait!!!!

Who is binging S2 of the live-action One Piece that released today on Netflix?

Marriage is like Malort, you have to try it once but after that, never again.

@CriticlessBA @XwingsHangar @DDayCobra @danvasc2 @FearTheBeardo @The_Epic_Mike @khaliltooshort @mrphillipchan I need to try this

@DanCrenshawTX PIMP ON A BLIMP

Well, America, this is what happens when our culture degrades boys and doesn’t teach them to be men. They end up like Alex Stein, a shameless, pathetic provocateur that is so desperate for clicks he will shame a group of veterans for their service. Just watch.

@_GlobeObserver Bro joined the lobby and got taken out as soon as he landed in his POI

🚨 BREAKING: Hezbollah leader assassinated 10 minutes after announcing entry into the war.

@StutteringCraig Honey buns or oatmeal creme pies. Flip of a coin, don't care who the winner is...besides me.

You can only have one and “none” is not an acceptable answer.

@AF_Insight @TheAKGuy LET'S GO BRANDON!

With early voting starting in Texas today, there is no better time to remind everyone that you should support Brandon Herrera in TX-23! Tony Gonzales is far from America First, and Tony is a horrible human. Vote for Brandon!

@CriticlessBA @lukesparke @_PrimitiveWar @hulu @trutriciahelfer @jeremypiven

@lukesparke @_PrimitiveWar @hulu @trutriciahelfer @jeremypiven Let's go! 💪🏼🤘🏼 It's sitting at a Rad (69%) audience score on Criticless right now! Everybody is loving it. criticless.com/titles/2d1f1e1…

@RobSchneider @Daveskiller Never heard of Dave's Killer Bread. Is that like Kyle's Killer Lemonade?

Bad news… We’ve been eating ⁦@Daveskiller⁩ Bread and Florida just about is LOADED with toxic CHEMICAL GLYPHOSATE, (RoundUp)… No more Dave’s Killer Bread!

@ClarksonsFarm1 Is that the dude that records himself watching trains??

Thoughts?

@HazelAppleyard Fag

I don’t know what he’s channeling but it’s not Audrey Hepburn

@Criticless_inc Better than a movie.

What’s your favorite movie to watch when you’re snowed in? GIFs only! ❄️🎬

@SelahSketches Followed!

2023 -> 2026 💫

@The_Epic_Mike Nah, I'd rather watch The Batman (even though the end sucks). I've always hated Nolans Batman trilogy.

There should be no scenario where anyone thinks The Batman is better than The Dark Knight