Father Moose

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Father Moose

Father Moose

@Tenzir1

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Michigan, USA Katılım Temmuz 2018
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Father Moose
Father Moose@Tenzir1·
@d7deadfall Talking columbine in 2026 is basically discussing the Old Testament
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Paddy@PaddyWagon83102·
@shawzsav So you agree…god is real
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Sav Shawz@shawzsav·
“God works in mysterious ways” and it’s just genocide all over the world and your 5 year old daughter getting cancer
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Sav Shawz@shawzsav·
@Paulwtv1 Gods purpose is putting these nuts in your mouth
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Lloyd Legalist
Lloyd Legalist@LloydLegalist·
There's a secret society of people living amongst us that are keeping Long John Silvers in business.
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
IRAN ON POTENTIAL US GROUND INVASION: "For years, we have been awaiting the Americans' entry. We have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer."
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.@hunchohadden·
@ProtonInspector The official rendering of “The Spider” from Dune reveals there’s more than meets the eye in that one scene.
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proton@ProtonInspector·
People who say Villeneuve hasn’t given us anything weird in Dune are clearly forgetting the Harkonnen pet
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Turd McGee
Turd McGee@TurdMcGee4·
@DevanCosta Release the votes or we release John on you JokeWrld!! You think this is a game!?!?!
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Devan Costa@DevanCosta·
RELEASE THE VOTES JOKEWRLD. THERE WAS NO COORDINATED PUMPING OF THE NUMBERS. WE HAVE A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC BASE WELL VERSED IN TECH. WHAT THEY DO IS THEIR OWN BUSINESS. RECOUNT NOW!
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→prudence//🌲❤️‍🔥・
You guys realize when someone talks to you like this they're being duplicitous right? It isn't like, a secret, this is how people talk, it's the Zoomer's "polite" register We used to say "Oh how nice" now we say "Okay yes elephant" it means "I don't fucking care"
🅰️🛴📧⚒📍@_4L3X1

You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions

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Based in Christ
Based in Christ@theistinthought·
I don’t think most men care if a woman they like romantically is socially awkward. But almost no woman wants a socially awkward guy.
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Channel 5
Channel 5@Channel5iveNews·
GOONIVERSARY out now. Full episode streaming exclusively on Patreon.
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Mako@makoplayz2·
@Inspekard Its gonna be pure bliss when i hear the alarms blaring
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Inspekard@Inspekard·
> wake up at 5:30 AM > Go to school and learn nothing and get yelled at for no reason > Go home and get yelled at for no reason > Spend the next 12 hours doing nothing > Go to sleep > Repeat for the next 3 years
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Caleb
Caleb@VolsAndDraft·
@asapsmiles “… a Fortune 500 company and I was whooping my own ass!”
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Father Moose
Father Moose@Tenzir1·
@siksosik “Indecision is worse than wrong decision”-someone in the sopranos
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sik@siksosik·
the consequences of my inactions
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Grub@QueenOfGrubs·
@Tenzir1 @KoopaKing48045 @603453105L when I was a kid I looked up smth like boobies.com saw a punch of boob pics probably got a virus looked at them for 5 minutes until I got bored and then went to watch undertale vine compilation #2
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Ghost House@603453105L·
as a child i was equally interested in internet pornography as i was in video game glitches and easter eggs
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@sackbratz·
why is everyone capable of moving out on their own and keeping a stable job except for me
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Father Moose
Father Moose@Tenzir1·
@KoopaKing48045 @603453105L I remember when I was around 9 I looked up naked women’s butts on google images and when I saw their vaginas I was like omg what is that
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Kat 🍉@KoopaKing48045·
@603453105L What unsupervised internet access does to someone
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Father Moose
Father Moose@Tenzir1·
@PoopFromDaButt @AmouredNob People online like to act like context matters when it comes to nudity. If your ass is out your ass is out what the fuck are we talking about
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Bob@PoopFromDaButt·
@AmouredNob I mean it’s up her buttcrack for a school athlete photo? tad unnecessary
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Bob@PoopFromDaButt·
it fries me that collegiate sports photographers which i’m assuming are hired by the school are making girls with thong butt bathing suits do that stance lmfaooooo
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