@d7deadfall Talking columbine in 2026 is basically discussing the Old Testament
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Father Moose
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@King_Of_Fedoras @JimPointless I’m gonna hit the chug jug in Uzbekistan
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@JimPointless Where we dropping boys?
Cuba, Iran, Taiwan, China, or Russia?
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There's a secret society of people living amongst us that are keeping Long John Silvers in business.
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IRAN ON POTENTIAL US GROUND INVASION:
"For years, we have been awaiting the Americans' entry. We have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer."
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@ProtonInspector The official rendering of “The Spider” from Dune reveals there’s more than meets the eye in that one scene.
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@GoRonkers @NicholasPas5 John Lennon being shot better be more beautiful than a sunset
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I can’t believe he’s not doing Dune Part 3 OR Batman Part 2 💔💔💔
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cinematography by greig fraser
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@BWLH_ @WoodlawnMichael The white dress in the middle is the second worst looking one in the pic wtf are you talking about
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@WoodlawnMichael No, too hot. Could be one on far left. Hot girls on dating sites never show pics with friends.
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@DevanCosta Release the votes or we release John on you JokeWrld!! You think this is a game!?!?!
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RELEASE THE VOTES JOKEWRLD. THERE WAS NO COORDINATED PUMPING OF THE NUMBERS. WE HAVE A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC BASE WELL VERSED IN TECH. WHAT THEY DO IS THEIR OWN BUSINESS. RECOUNT NOW!
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You guys realize when someone talks to you like this they're being duplicitous right? It isn't like, a secret, this is how people talk, it's the Zoomer's "polite" register
We used to say "Oh how nice" now we say "Okay yes elephant" it means "I don't fucking care"
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You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions
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I don’t think most men care if a woman they like romantically is socially awkward. But almost no woman wants a socially awkward guy.
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@makoplayz2 @Inspekard I just finished mad men a couple days ago and I was really upset this isn’t an actual scene
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@asapsmiles “… a Fortune 500 company and I was whooping my own ass!”
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@siksosik “Indecision is worse than wrong decision”-someone in the sopranos
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@QueenOfGrubs @KoopaKing48045 @603453105L I was definitely not bored after 5 minutes. I was both entranced and scared
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@Tenzir1 @KoopaKing48045 @603453105L when I was a kid I looked up smth like boobies.com saw a punch of boob pics probably got a virus looked at them for 5 minutes until I got bored and then went to watch undertale vine compilation #2
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as a child i was equally interested in internet pornography as i was in video game glitches and easter eggs
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@sackbratz Because they got a useful degree unlike you
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@KoopaKing48045 @603453105L I remember when I was around 9 I looked up naked women’s butts on google images and when I saw their vaginas I was like omg what is that
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@603453105L What unsupervised internet access does to someone
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@PoopFromDaButt @AmouredNob People online like to act like context matters when it comes to nudity. If your ass is out your ass is out what the fuck are we talking about
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@AmouredNob I mean it’s up her buttcrack for a school athlete photo? tad unnecessary
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