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@OrangeCoSheriff Sweet Saffron. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Picture Mail from Saffron celebrating Cinco De Mayo today 🎉 #TherapyDog #CincoDeMayo #LoveOCSO

@ianmiles I love it! How sweet 💜

The city of Dubai has set up little kiosks for stray cats to eat and drink.

@RealJamesWoods I love those Malibu homes right on the sea

An old friend and great photographer, Nancy Ellison, sent me a photo from her archives. I think it was taken under my beach house on Old Malibu Road.

@RealJamesWoods Great photo!

@saniyafatma1278 Saddle shoes

What were the black and white shoes called in the 1950s.

@CuriosityonX Ricky Gervais

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@senveben22119 Hippo

Sağ beyniniz varsa kedi yavrusu görürsünüz,sol beyniniz varsa tavşan yavrusu görürsünüz. Siz ne görüyorsunuz⁉️

@elonmusk My hometown. Makes me sick. Guess you really can’t go home again, they ruined it.

Banger 😂

@elonmusk That is a Wowzer!

I love giant machines

@TrumpsHurricane Bullying bullies

Describe the Democrat party in TWO words or less

@NASA @realderekhh5t @0xDaud Is this a meteorite? It doesn’t move like one and my camera work is bad…it’s the small dot flying

@0xDaud You might be thinking of the Southern Delta Aquarids, which peak in late July! The Eta Aquarids peak on May 5-6, but you can still see them throughout the month.

What’s in the night sky for May? In this month’s episode of “What’s Up,” see how to spot the Eta Aquarid meteor shower, find out when we’ll get a blue moon, and learn more about a celestial meetup between the Moon and Venus. Happy skywatching! go.nasa.gov/4cP2lYU

@FBILouisville @FBIDirectorKash Great job! Thank you for the excellent work FBI!

FBI Louisville Special Agent in Charge Olivia Olson participated in a joint press conference today to announce the arrest and federal charges of Brailen Weaver in connection to the deadly bank robbery in Berea, KY yesterday. In less than 24 hours, agencies from every level of law enforcement worked together to identify and apprehend the subject. We send our condolences to the victims, their families, and the community at large who are grieving after this terrible tragedy. We want to extend our heartfelt appreciation to all of our partners for their relentless pursuit of justice. justice.gov/usao-edky/pr/s… @ATFLouisville @kystatepolice @lexkypolice @USAO_EDKY

@RogerJStoneJr @johnrackham82 I can dance that way if I could get someone who’s been harassing me arrested too, I’ll tell you what! But he’s a democrat so I guess he’s protected

My house when we heard that epically corrupt sanctimonious and self-righteous former FBI Director James Comey was arrested!

@TrumpsHurricane Never do anyway…

John Leguizamo says if you’re a Trump supporter don’t watch any more of his movies AGAIN. What is your response to him ??

@OrangeCoSheriff Yep I got one

*Attention Orange County Residents** If you receive a call, text message (or a document via text) claiming to be from the Orange County Sheriff's Office and stating that you have a warrant that requires payment to resolve, this is a SCAM. The Orange County Sheriff's Office will NEVER contact you to ask for money. Hang up the phone. Do not respond to the text. Do not engage with the caller, and do not send any money. Instead, contact law enforcement for assistance. In Orange County, you can call our non-emergency line at 407-836-4357. #ScamAlert

Hi Elon, just became a subscriber and I’m a big fan. Could I ask you if you know what in the world be stars in Florida that are turning into flying objects are? I see them at night with my little nieces and I say they’re Sky magic but I hope your UFO‘s in secret. 👽💜 tell your mom hi for me. She’s my role model!✌🏻

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@FBIDirectorKash Wow! What a day! Congratulations Director Patel!

The last 24 hours at this FBI: • FBI Scam Center Takedown: 503 fraud websites dismantled, over $700 million in stolen crypto restrained, and thousands of trafficking victims freed from forced-labor compounds in Burma and Cambodia. Chinese nationals charged with running the operations. • Operation Gangsta's Paradise: 37 Mexican Mafia members and associates arrested in pre-dawn raids across Orange County. Drug trafficking, racketeering, and murder charges. 10 more indictments handed down to La Eme members already in state prison. • Houston synagogue plot disrupted: 18-year-old arrested in North Carolina and a 16-year-old in Texas charged with conspiracy to commit mass murder at Congregation Beth Israel, Texas's oldest Jewish congregation. Tip came in Tuesday. Plot stopped. • Maduro raid insider-trading case: Active-duty Green Beret Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to bet $33,000 on the Maduro capture operation, netting over $409,000 on Polymarket. Charges include commodities fraud, wire fraud, and theft of nonpublic government information. • Denton County hostage rescue: FBI Hostage Rescue Team breached a home in Aubrey, Texas at 1 a.m. after a multi-day standoff. A young girl released safely the night before. The adult female victim rescued with only minor injuries. Suspect Michael Miller, 57, in custody on kidnapping, aggravated assault, and unlawful restraint.

@earthcurated @Burnproject33 This wants me want to weep

“Years of discomfort disappeared in just 30 seconds.” 🕒🐳

@RealJamesWoods ❤️

Now THIS is awesome.