Jonathon Tesch

@espn Victory for women

@Rightanglenews Doesn't she owe the company the bill for the work done? Not the individual laborers?

BREAKING - A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral after hiring a roofing company she knew employed illegals, only to call ICE after the job was completed, with agents arriving on scene and arresting six Guatemalan illegals working on the crew.

@MOZZIEMUTANT @pierrychan1984 Be lore-accurate in the casting and then we don't have to quibble about drill or whatever

BLACKSNAPE - I'm Black Snape (Official Music Video)

@crashingcore @NFCNorthNewss @Jacob_Frey Ha! That's quality wordplay

@TeschJD @NFCNorthNewss @Jacob_Frey Why do you think they were called the purple people eaters

🚨🚨BREAKING: The #NFL has REJECTED Minnesota’s bid to host the 2028 Draft less than FOUR hours after the request was submitted by the Minneapolis Mayor. The league believes Minneapolis is a potential safety risk for violence, cannibalism, and theft towards tourists visiting the city. The NFL will instead look at safer cities like Detroit and Chicago as suitable hosts for the 2028 draft. WOW. 😳😳😳

@Variety Girlboss tripe incoming. 🙄

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@jimmycarr Jordan Peterson has entered the chat

Jimmy's plan to tackle the Manosphere. Get tour tickets: brnw.ch/21x0Z7k

@aibytekat That's was 71 seconds

How to understand ADHD overwhelm in 35 seconds.

@HappyMotorhead Whoever said "wouldn't" gtfo

YES, its from 1957 - Would or Wouldn't?

@MeachamDr And look how that turned out for him (not sayin just sayin)

Admiral Yamamoto, seen here realizing he’d totally forgot to tell Trump he was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

I need 4 good divers for this mission #Helldivers2

@TMZ Sus. Chuck just happens to "die" during one of the most significant armed conflicts of the modern age? He didn't die. He went dark.

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@Grummz Four Keys is SO GOOD! I stumbled into this series as he was midway through and salivated for each new chapter as he released them. Passion like that always makes me think "I could do that!!"

I fell down a rabbit hole of luxury book rebinding. Four Keys Book Arts takes an original copy of Dune from the 70's and transforms it into a work of art. Check out his channel on YouTube for the full 3 part video!

@TMZ IS HAWAII OKAY????

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd

@TonyLaneNV "one decision" ... "previous record" Does it hurt when your tongue forks like that?

18 YEARS OLD… 25 YEARS IN PRISON A Texas teen just got hit with 25 years for a convenience store robbery. The judge made it clear - probation wasn’t even on the table due to his previous record while being held in jail. Said he didn’t have a real chance at success outside. His family broke down in court as the sentence was handed down. At 18… your whole life is just starting - But one decision can change everything forever. Do you think this sentence fits the crime… or is it too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@NikTek It ABSOLUTELY looks uncanny

Death Stranding 2 already proved that you don't need generative AI to make extremely realistic faces in video-games This running smoothly on a PS5 console is showing how much progress game graphics have made over the years. Most importantly, this doesn't look uncanny

@Pirat_Nation K? A generative AI pass could pull up even further on the far side of the uncanny valley

Kojima did this on Death Stranding 2 with no DLSS 5

@SenFettermanPA I agree that's easier to pass, but it leaves several avenues for fraud wide open. If my deck is rotting on the underside, beam and board, just replacing the steps up to it doesn't actually fix the problem.

83% of Americans agree on voter ID. 71% of Democrats agree on voter ID. Keep it basic: PHOTO ID to vote. Stop turning this into a Christmas list and attacking vote-by-mail. If GOP wants real reform over a show vote––put out a clean, standalone bill and I’m AYE.

@GavinNewsom Hi yep dyslexic here. It sucks. Not a super power any more than a jammed finger is, ya cringelord wannabe.

To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you. Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. It’s your strength.

@Grummz Too bad we'll never have systems with enough RAM to run it

Nvidia introduces DLSS 5.0 Complete AI makeover for your game, running in real time.