Thomas J Halloran

@mikesamonek It doesn’t. But at least we have an extra $1005 to cover those more expensive groceries and stuff!

@mikesamonek @GOP More of the ‘free labor’ model…..

@mikesamonek @GOP I’m most impressed with the return of child labor. I did NOT see that one coming……

@mikesamonek I thought the shows at The Forum pre-COVID were billed as his last shows. I’m glad we went. But still. If Slayer comes back, I won’t know what to believe anymore

@mikesamonek But wait. I already got tickets to his last ever Los Angeles show months ago…

@mikesamonek I’m going to need another ‘biggest night’ tweet. You must follow the rules of threes, or risk angering the comedy Gods!

@Michaelregilio1 It begins!!!!!!!!!

I knew I was going to marry my wife the minute I met her She was after all wearing a wedding dress and screaming “you’re my husband”

@mikesamonek If it helps, I was using a simple little M-Audio interface with a Samsung Q2U. You could also just plug the Q2U directly in since it has USB, but I found that it sounds best plugged into the interface via XLR. I think GarageBand has a ‘male narrator’ preset that works well.

@SharatRaju7 Second

@JasonIsbell This feels perfect for post vaccine debauchery! m.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJhDl…

@harbour @netw3rk This is now a story of ‘the good ol’ days’

the arclight conversation in my group chat has morphed into an impassioned discussion about which LA area movie theater has the worst parking

@MollyHanmer @IDme @IDmeSupport My roommate waited 11 hours for the video confirmation. Ended up at 1:30 AM when they got on the line for 2 mins max!

@NBCSBulls @albator @Marv_991 7 will always be Kukoc to me!

@albator @Marv_991 ha we were gonna make him 9 but thought people woulda freaked out about Pat

Zach LaVine x Nikola Vucevic The Bulls are for real 👀🔴

@Farbod_E This guy?

Terance Mann is starting in Kawhi Leonard's spot tonight.

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.  @VUMChealth

twitter today

@SheaSerrano @arcade_1up Clyde Drexler and Terry Porter were the small ball, bomb 3s team that my buddy and I used to dominate the local Pizza place with. We were ahead of our time with the pace and space!

the homies at @arcade_1up asked if i wanted a free NBA JAM machine — i told them no thanks cuz i already bought one but they said i can give it away to y’all — let’s do a giveaway — if you want one just respond here with your favorite NBA JAM duo 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 i’ll pick a winner later

That guy's hoodie says "Camp Auschwitz."

Let this be a lesson to you all. Police do not need deescalation or restraint training. They can restrain themselves against certain people. They just not going to restrain themselves against YOU.

Tommy Tuberville gets sworn in and the Capitol’s defense immediately falls apart.