Tesla Gone Plaid

@GerberKawasaki Get bent Judas!

420

@ValueAnalyst1 Word on the street is that your broke as a joke?

I increased my $TSLA short

@TeslaAndDoge LFG!!

In celebration of $TSLA setting a new all-time high, I will follow anyone who replies on this post 👍🥳

@fredlambert 2% down from 100k is much less than the double you missed selling your Tesla Stonk 😂

I wonder if Trump is going to take credit for the Bitcoin pullback too.

@paulg Can we also getting staking back in Cali. I mean fuck Newsom Amirite?!?

One of the signs of a company still run by the founder. Few hired CEOs would have the confidence to admit problems publicly like this.

Bitcoin reaching 100K the exact day McRib is back is fucking hilarious.

@MissJilianne All of which will be upgraded to AI4 if needed at some point

To be transparent, vehicles made from 2016-early 2023 with Hardware 3 are not included in this rollout. That’s over 400,000 vehicles who paid for Full Self-Driving.

@AIDRIVR @farzyness Please do a live stream loved your last one

@farzyness 🫡

steering wheel jitter is GONE

@smdcapital Watching Yaman self immolate is so fun to watch… haven’t had this much fun since watching Jim Chanos try to justify his short. 🔥 them all!!

remember this banger? 😂

@TeslaBoomerMama @herbertong Damn right!

@herbertong 🤣🤣🤣 Just repeat after me: "Alexandra was right, again".

Please, @herbertong, let the world know who was right on this one. Just saying 💅💋

@ValueAnalyst1 Not gonna lie but listening to Yaman self immolate himself and blow up his space and credibility for the potential of short term gains is both entertaining and depressing.

$TSLA LIVE welcomes both bulls and bears

@GrindeOptions @E_on_Life If you ever have kids or a wife or wanna house, the answer is no

@E_on_Life I can definitely live off that amount!

Is $1,500,000 truly enough to retire on if you’re 30 years old? 🤔

@elonmusk @paulg Elon has become a ❄️

@paulg But also you can literally die if you go past Market St

@RoKhanna @elonmusk Amazing how you are one of the few that truly understands how gaslit all of independent and centrists feel with the lawfare against Elon and Tesla

Tesla makes over 550,000 vehicles in Fremont in my district & employs over 20,000. Let's not play politics with keeping manufacturing in California. It would be foolish to exclude Tesla. Have we learned nothing from snubbing @elonmusk at the Biden EV summit?

@SawyerMerritt But those are technically auto cycles

@SawyerMerritt Aptera is getting closer

Here is a complete list of automakers currently producing cars in California: 1) Tesla That's it.

@GavinNewsom please don’t go down the Elon bad lawfare route. We know your butt hurt from Elon moving to Texas but not supporting local California production of EV’s is a short sighted move. Remember how well “Mary Led” went for the Biden and Kamala ticket…

Every FSD release is rigorously tested, including rare and adversarial scenarios on closed courses — Here's 16 examples: 1. Reverse Cut-in (Occluded)

@elonmusk Maybe settle down on this given Trump is all over those Epstein files…

Yes.

@SawyerMerritt FSD V13 running on AI3 or a service appointment to upgrade HW to AI4

What is your Tesla Holiday Software Update wishlist for this year?