Tesla E. Savalas™

I love #smokefleet so much I’m afraid I’ll end up having auto erotic asphyxiation

@thetomcelica He’d just be an InCelica™ if he didn’t have a bunch of test tubes lying around.

Elon Musk is polygamist

@janisjalopy @iamjust_meee Take another piece of your parts?

Hey man, I’m really happy to be here with all of you! Peace & Love✌🏼Janis Jalopy #smokefleet

#smokefleet, Sarah Jessica Smartcar™ gets 28 mpg having sex in the city, but she can go 36 mpg having sex on the highway.

@elonmusk @SERobinsonJr A chip off the old cock

@SERobinsonJr This is one of several locations under consideration for what will be the largest and most advanced chip fabrication facility in the world

SPACEX / TERAFAB: The County of Grimes, Texas, will be home to SpaceX's Multiphase, next gen, vertically integrated semiconductor manufacturing and advanced computing fabrication facility. Estimated capital for initial phase is $55 billion. Estimated total investment of $119 billion. The agreement covers the SpaceX Reinvestment Zone No. 1 – 2026-001 located at Gibbons Creek Reservoir and surrounding areas. A public hearing will be held June 3rd.

Fuck y’all, right now I’m leaning towards Katie Transporter, but this is bound to change. #smokefleet

@thetomcelica @JackDanielle Swim by sharks?

(just overheard at the bar) Anything men can do, Women can do bleeding

@weisselbergers @thetomcelica @Acyn Dude - that shit blows

@Acyn It's like being a huge fan of dick eczema.

Noah Syndergaard says he’s always been a huge fan of President Trump: It’s like a dream come true. I’m riding on bliss in this interview with you right now. I don’t understand the negativity he gets. He cares so much about everybody.

@horselord @thetomcelica You are making me blush

@thetomcelica I’d rather be with a Teslasbien than collect hot wheels.

The new polygamy in America is called Eloncubines

@thetomcelica @EroySpaz Or Harem Transplant

@thetomcelica @DougJoh99215650 Maybe RFK Jr will tie them to the roof of his car

Funny how the Cybertruck is a 2 seater but Space Karen has like 40 kids

@thetomcelica @EroySpaz Flood The Auto Zone

Flood the zone

@Ishop2it I like you more than Adrivian Dittmann.

Just a #smokefleet Cinco de Mayo on a TACO Tuesday - cheers muchachos!

@EroySpaz The XXX files

@BrunoMARcedes @TurdEsq @Mick10dagnabit Jackie Gleasonata™

@TurdEsq @Mick10dagnabit Look at that handsome #SumBitch!

I’m the only candidate who smokes a doobie and has a lollipop in his mouth simultaneously - you can’t legalize weed and ban munchies! #Smokefleet #Californiaprimary

@Bubba_Lishus69 @TheDaveMustang I meant what I meant

@TeslaESavalas @TheDaveMustang You mean sextional?😏

This is good, #smokefleet

FML!!!!! I know I’m a sexy mothertrucker, but Ayn Grand-Am™ slid into my DM’s telling me she’s going to take my tootsie-pop from me and is gonna get to the center of it all by herself.

I spent nearly $70 on a tank of (87) gas today. And… I’m a Tesla. #smokefleet

I’m not even @Brad_Pitstop! #smokefleet assemble!