Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero

Day 1 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on 🥹

@GrandTheftAutz @Signal5puzzles7 You got this bro, you can fix her

@Signal5puzzles7 I brought her home snoopy

This is fucking AMAZING holy shit I would be in jail so fast this looks like HOURS of footage lol

Finally was able to get inside and experience @Rivian R2 and it’s everything I hoped it would be!

Yes, I play my music loud at the beach come at me bro

Sharing my mainland culture with the islands 🤭

@rhensing If you like being lied to 😂 after six years, four Teslas, and 260,000 miles I couldn’t disagree more but of course whatever works for you 🤭🤷‍♂️

The only correct answer is miles.

@Skye_Borg If only there was a button, you could press to preheat your car from the comfort of your home 🤭

Oahu Snorkeling 🤙

@Thefactsdude Red line it

Texas Karen kicks man’s Corvette at gas station, demands he “certify” he heard her, then calls him retarded A woman in Texas, claiming she has tinnitus, confronted a man at a gas station right after he started his Corvette. She walked over, kicked his car to get his attention, told him she was calling the cops, and demanded he “certify” that he heard what she had to say. She then called him “retarded.” Insufferable

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Aloha from Hawaii

@TexasTSLA Environmental compliance 🤙

I’m curious ….. What do y’all do for work? Or are y’all full time influencers? 👀👀

@sotaqlmasry @Dado_01 Americans do as we please. Ask around about us homie 💯

@Dado_01 اللي جاي مصر يحترم نظامها يا يرجع منين ما جه، البلد دي ليها هيبة ومكانة محدش يقدر يقلل منها.

في زمن قريب جدا الشخصيات الوسخة زي المتنا… ده اللي نفسيتها وسخة ماشي يسب ويتريق حيتجاب وعلي المطار عدل لا عايز يسمع لافراد الامن عايز يمشي في مناطق مغلقة علشان يصور فرد الامن اللي موجود لحماية طيزه هو و السياح اللي حوليه اللي واضح ان مفيش مشكلة غير مع شكل امه بس معتوه و مريض 😏

Where am I?

Or you can get mine from a @Tesla for a FRACTION of the cost. Even Less if you just want the recline feature

@WallStreetMav That’s tactically funny 😆

Secret Service is spending tens of thousands of dollars an hour to keep the King and Queen safe and in every video I’ve seen, they’ve chosen to ride around in their armored BMW with the windows down. 😂

Not to embarrass my wife but they other day she was getting her car washed and she unbuckled to wipe the dash, the car went into park, the track pushing the car continued on under her tire and the car behind her bumped into her. She panicked and drove her car out of the car wash manually, over the track things, covered in soap and called me crying. She didn’t know (and neither did I) that if you unbuckle while your Tesla is in neutral, the car will go into park. Sentry mode was not captured unfortunately.

@EDUreboot @eliyahu_steier @DennisCW_ .36 🤭😂🤣

@TeslaShawn @eliyahu_steier @DennisCW_ I’ve triggered the fanboy. Only thing I said that was exaggerated was insurance costs. New base Y/3 doesn’t have lane centering unless you pay for FSD. Also my off peak TOU is .36/kWh at home meaning about the same as gassing up a hybrid

Overheard in LA today: “I just got a 0% for 6 years on New Tesla Model Y” Other person: “daaaang , that’s free money! “