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@Zafir88538734 @niccruzpatane who the F needs a full time chauffeur?

@Tesla_MikeTX @niccruzpatane $100 is a whole lot cheaper than hiring a full-time chauffeur

Tesla FSD pays for itself over time by lowering your insurance premiums. With the latest version of Safety Score (v3.0), every mile you drive with FSD Supervised enabled will receive a score of 100. The new update applies to new policies in Indiana, Tennessee, Texas, Arizona, Virginia, and Illinois.

Won't be long until they start claiming that Biden invaded Iran

JD Vance is still blaming Joe Biden for energy prices. It’s been 15 months since Trump took over. He promised to cut all energy prices in half in his first 18 months. Instead they are up over 25% in many cases. And they still blame Biden!

@tesla_na Yes but add $100 dollars to you insurance payment for FSD cost.

Tesla Insurance update With the latest version of Safety Score (v3.0), every mile you drive with FSD Supervised enabled will receive a score of 100. This allows you to maintain a higher average safety score over time, resulting in lower monthly insurance premiums. Applies to new policies in Indiana, Tennessee, Texas, Arizona, Virginia & Illinois

🚨 Tesla FSD v14.3.2 is on the way to the Model Y!

@SawyerMerritt Tesla message app is horrible

Here's the thing, I much prefer Tesla's native software over Apple CarPlay, but if having CarPlay helps convince some people to buy a Tesla, then I'm all for it. At the end of the day, using CarPlay would be optional. You wouldn't have to use it. Some people just really want it.

@Tesla_AI So it must hear me whe. I’m cussing it out for taking the wrong turn.

FSD has 👀 and 👂

@niccruzpatane When you say new do you mean with the new 16” display or all Junipers?

Tesla In-Car Visualization Graphics: Before & After (Part of the 2026 Spring Update. New Model 3/Y only.)

@sigmassix @DirtyTesLa @mikepat711 @brandenflasch It’s not what they think. It’s what they do.

@DirtyTesLa @mikepat711 @brandenflasch Had the same thought process. Who cares what people think? F anyone who judges

Hard but true answers to the question about why CT isn’t doing volume: 1) Because it is too expensive. 2) Because people hate the way it looks. 3) Because it attracts too much attention and people don’t want to deal with it, even though they like it. 4) They low-key like the way it looks, but are still too embarrassed to own it because of the way it looks. 5) Because it is a target politically for some stupid reason. These are all reasons I’ve heard talking to people in my travels. I’d say being too embarrassed to own it because of how it looks is the most common thing I hear.

@HeidiOCanada @DoorDash Yeah Uber Eats going forward.

I’ve been ordering @DoorDash for years. Years and years. Today, I deleted their app. There are other delivery services that don’t pander to a pedophile. Fuck DoorDash and that bullshit PR scam with Trump.

@DavidMoss Do better @FedEx never seen @UPS do something this lame.

Double Whammy: This FedEx truck not only was icing out this Tesla Supercharger but was doing so in a handicap spot as well!

@scotsrule08 @mrfundman @01Ananto 🤣🤣🤣

@Tesla_MikeTX @mrfundman @01Ananto I can confirm i’m not special 😭

I genuinely don’t understand how these two FSD testers don’t have more followers?? These two are doing some of the best FSD 14.3 testing content out there and somehow have almost no followers. Please consider following: @scotsrule08 @01Ananto

@Tesla Lame

@EricLDaugh My god MAGA you are the dumbest people on earth.

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump RESPONDS to backlash over the now-deleted post Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: "How did they come up with that? It's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better, and I do make people better and make people a lot better." "I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support. And only the fake news could come up with that one."

@DevinOlsenn Just fix map data and I’ll never ask for anything again

2026 Spring Update | What do you want? Every year around this time Tesla drops a spring update that includes a bunch of great new features. I haven’t heard any rumours yet for this years - so I’m wondering what everyone is hoping for / expecting to see? Some of the highlights from previous Updates: - Adaptive Matrix High Beams (2025) - Hands-Free Trunk (2024) - Grok AI Voice Assistant (2025) - Redesigned Dashcam Viewer (including self-driving overlay) - Location-Aware Trunk Height

RETWEET if you stand with Pope Leo against Donald Trump!

As a Catholic, I find it abhorrent that the President of the United States would publicly attack the Successor of St. Peter. Donald Trump is flailing. His war in Iran has led to the death and injury of American servicemembers and the death of Iranian children. He will attack anyone or anything to try to protect himself, even the Church that millions of Americans find faith and comfort in every day. The American people deserve a president who understands the consequences of his words and takes responsibility for his actions.

@itsdeaann Embarrassing

Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?