TΞSLA Mania👌🦔

After 1388 days of waiting since my reservation on 2016.3.31, I got my first Tesla one week ago, a MIC 🇨🇳Model 3, and it’s also my first car ever! Totally worth the wait! 7 days and already over 1200km, I found every reason to drive it. Simply MAGICAL!! @elonmusk @Tesla

@elonmusk 10 million tons per year with 200 tons per launch requires a launch every 10 minutes. When do you envision this happens?

In 4 or 5 years, there will be a launch every hour

@elonmusk @MarioNawfal Just a little longer

@MarioNawfal Optimus 3 is walking around, but needs some finishing touches before it’s ready to be shown

🇺🇸 Tesla Optimus is serving at the Tesla Diner today until sunset. Convenient timing: Tesla had promised the Gen 3 Optimus reveal in Q1 2026, and March ends today. The Gen 3 model is designed for factory deployment, meaning an announcement could drop any moment if the timeline holds. Source: @Tesla_Optimus, @niccruzpatane

@Tesla_Optimus Tomorrow is the last day of Q1 👀

Back to work See you at Tesla Diner tomorrow

@elonmusk They are unelected bureaucrats, not actual regulators

Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following.

@elonmusk Those clowns never learn

Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while

Model Y is #1

@elonmusk Absolutely love my Model YYY ❤️

@LeahLibresco Something way cooler than a minivan is coming

@elonmusk @LeahLibresco This bad boy!

MAKE A MINIVAN, ELON.

Optimus will be the biggest product ever made. A general-purpose humanoid robot that can do useful work at scale will change the economics of labor & manufacturing. Goal is to get Optimus to high-volume production as fast as possible. If you’re great at AI, engineering, or manufacturing & want to build this, join us! → tesla.com/careers/search…

@elonmusk @XFreeze Wen unveil 🥹

@XFreeze Optimus 3 is in the same league as Raptor 3

First, make it exist, then polish it later

THE ONE AND ONLY ❤️

@JoeTegtmeyer Totally the Model YYY

Well this is interesting at Giga Texas today … what do YOU think this is? 🤔😎

HOLY MOLY 🤯

Mass drivers on the Moon!

@teslaeurope EU bureaucracy

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!

We – design the chips & hardware – make the cars w/ said hardware – collect real-world data at scale – train the real-world AI model – built (& continue to expand) the massive supercomputer cluster that trains it – deploy AI directly to millions of robots on wheels All that is shared with @Tesla_Optimus for broader applications in both the physical & digital world

@elonmusk @xdNiBoR Not Fred Lambert this stupid idiot again 😂

@xdNiBoR 😂

People like this need to shut the fuck up. We see the same story year after year and every single time they are proven wrong. Why do these people not learn? "SpaceX's Starlink ambitions ignore the lack of experience with satellites" "SpaceX's reusability ambitions ignore the total lack of experience with flying rockets" "Tesla's FSD ambitions ignore the total lack of experience with AI"

@elonmusk Wen Optimus V3 🤖

True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April.