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Most Nigerian women are choosing partners based on "vibes" and "packaging," but vibes don't pay bills or sustain a peaceful home in 2026. 🕊️🇳🇬 I’ve studied the red flags that lead to "premium tears." Here are 7 types of men you must avoid if you want a future. 🧵👇

@cal_mhe_iva @TheSilvapr Na that ur small boyfriend wen Dey do fraud Dey catch u for body abi? Eyes go clear soon

So you think your 9-5 can bag me?? Lol

@buffys Eziokwu, Time and chance. All by @Odumodublvck_

name a 10/10 album

@TheMahleek I nor just understand these United fans sha, Rooney and Neymar in the same sentence? Such blasphemy. Attacker wen nor get 1 single golden boot

Wayne Rooney is closer to Liam Delap than he is to Neymar. What the fuck are you guys even talking about?? 😭😭

@AgwambaUche @the_smallie Who has more goals between them? Trophies? Do your research my guy

@Testimony10th @the_smallie Lol Neymar is only better in dribbling, that's all

Neymar has more goals than Rooney. Neymar has more assists than Rooney. Neymar has more trophies than Rooney. Neymar has more individual awards than Rooney. Who ever started this comparison should be locked up in solitary confinement till Arsenal wins the Champions league.

@itsSh0la In a nutshell, never go back to your vomit. Your tears will be premium

That your ex you’re trying to get back to will end up showing you more pain than the one you felt the last time.

@leko__shoba @ekemini506 Pre Malone

@vai1kai As many as possible mehn

How many followers do you need tonight?

@elonmusk @diana_dukic The algorithm does not Favour everyone, something needs to be done about it

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@DanielRegha Omo my helper when I Dey rely on don finally block me because of small issue we get, I don cry tire sha but this is a valuable lesson to me. My trust is only on myself now and God

One of my guiding principles is to NEVER depend or rely on anyone, no matter how convincing they sound; It has saved me from a lot, and prepared me for the worst.

@Joshua__Ubeku I nor rate that Rooney guy at all

Rooney is not even better than Lamine Yamal, but we don't brag!

@_VALKlNG Proper dunce na this Cafu be

With this hairline, he can’t really be seeing straight

@tolathebaddest @Notdami44 All of us must chop from this cake, I follow back immediately

Take x seriously. You can be a millionaire from it

@ultimate_kombo Thank God his form is coming back in this crucial part of the season

Congratulations to RAPHINHA for winning UEFA Player of the Week #raphinha #barca #championsleague #ucl #ruleyourkingdom

@ultimate_kombo Nor be you go tell us who we go give our love to Kombo

Victor OSIMHEN is Nigerias biggest football export and he deserves the same unconditional love we give to the likes of Messi and Ronaldo #galatasaray #osimhen #championsleague #ruleyourkingdom

@Itz_EmmanJP @Wizarab10 Omo some girls nor go gree oo, she go stalk u kpa

@Testimony10th @Wizarab10 That's weak. Just tell her straight ,you guys can't last and you are calling it off or ghost her

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@saameyo @Wizarab10 Ah na be say wahala don Dey be that oo😂

@Testimony10th @Wizarab10 Imagine say she come tell am “awww me tooooo!!”? 😂

@TouchlineX @Blaqven @Podpah Many are mad, few are roaming 😒

🚨🗣️ 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cafu: “In my view, Neymar is greater than Messi.” — @Podpah

@MrMekzy_ @kingwizzi_tweet Omo for my family settings, those kind words hard to talk oo. I never hug my mom once sef but I love her like mad

If you’ve never told your parents that you love them, retweet this. I’m trying to see something.

@UTDTrey Apart from dribbling? Does Romney have more career goals than Neymar? Goals? Assists? Trophies?

I love Neymar but please end this Neymar VS Rooney debate immediately Apart from Dribbling, Neymar had nothing on Wayne Mark Rooney. Learn respect.