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I‘m NEVER longing the local top again. Fuck this crypto scam, I‘m out. See you guys at 15k.

When a bald 5’8’’ man is speaking about women. I listen. Because that poor soul has probably been told the most egregious things known to man.

Altseason is a mind virus for newbies. The basic assumption is: Bitcoin runs, then consolidates; the liquidity that accumulated in BTC rotates downward. If you want to be specific, you could even say first into majors, then through mid-caps, and eventually into the long tail of small-caps and absolute shitters. It's a sequential, almost mechanical picture of capital flowing through the market. Holding your favorite shitters through this period is, in effect, holding a lottery ticket on a hypothesized regime change. Strip the narrative away, and what people actually *want* but never really articulate is: exposure to trending altcoins. Trend is the actual unit of return. If you want exposure to trending altcoins, the right object of analysis is trend itself. Concretely: identify what is likely to trend in the near future based on observable signals rather than on a thesis about a project's fundamental future. TL;DR: Fuck altseason. Be in trend when it's present and out of it when it isn't, and size accordingly.

@SalsaTekila Lets check in by the end of this month 🥀😭

So I got 10 automated strategies running on a 20$ VPS perpetually powered by Claude code and it tells me my 800$ balance should probably 3x by end of year and currently I have 14 positions open on cross margin and I don't really know what is going on

@i_am_jackis Worst case is we revisit $67K from here, but the lows are already in for this year imo.

As I've been saying a great place to hedge your spot positions was $BTC around the ~$80K region and the current correction definitely confirms it This does not change my overall HTF bias to bearish however but the engulfing Weekly candle makes a good case for a MTF pause, as I've done some decent de-risking on alts in the past week due to it (sub content). The current rising CPI expectations alongside the escalating war situation in the middle east again, is causing the US yields to head higher, resulting in an overall risk-off market correction (even Silver -17% in the past three days) But when looking at the US equities or Copper, the US markets are in a good shape & I expect them to stay that way despite this. However the digital assets space has not followed the upside in the same extent and stays more vulnerable till then My expectations is a deeper retrace for alts in the upcoming week(s) as it unfolds, while $BTC should remain relatively strong. And as long as it remains above the April 25 lows the HTF bull thesis remains strong & the prices below it remain a deviation to me. But breaking below it would equal a failed reclaim Funding remains in the longest negative period in history, longer than Covid crash, longer than May 21 Crash, longer than FTX, still favoring a HTF bottom, alongside other things. That said, as an active market participant, after 6 weeks of upside we should acknowledge the current pause and see the market as it is 🤝

@TradersConf Please tell me you cashed out a lot along the way

Took me 13 years to build my trading account to $800k. It’s now at $430k after just 5 bad trading months. Fuck this game.

@maineadelphia Rather have a low bc and actually fuck hot women. What’s the point of having a high double digit or 100+ bc if you can only pull mids and fatties? Literally a soul crushing lifestyle, never understood this loser "player" mindset.

i always wondered how niggas had high body counts when i was young then i realized niggas (regular) okay with mid and very big women

@KE_MrBlack 🤢 you have to be DOWN BAD to do that

Twelve years of smashing and I've concluded fat women are the easiest as hell to fuck. All you need to do is treat them like people

Imagine being able to short the Pokemon card market right now

Ferrari is a good buy here if you're looking to add some low risk stocks into your portfolio. Weekly is still in a downtrend but I think one of my favorite stocks forms a bottom here. Should go back to 400 from here easily, don't think $RACE will see more downside.

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She met him at the club, thought it was smart enough to slap him because she thought she would get away with it. He didn’t react it get violent, he just got her arrested. Now that’s how you handle it.

@coinfessions So you want to be the guy that just gave up? You already made 100K from nothing, at least try to make half of that back from nothing again before quitting forever.

I lost everything. All of my money. I had made almost 100k from nothing, ZERO. Am back to zero, and this time I don't have the energy to start again.

@i_am_jackis $LINK marines about to emerge

Well, $LINK just had its breakout candle in the past week after being at the bottoming range for 3 months - the longest time since the entire move down, which started in August 25. Now you can obviously speculate that it was a fake one & this "rally will fail like all the others" but the PA data is clear here and should lead to a further squeeze higher up. Do not overcomplicate it.

Read it again, and let it sink in.

@Ramen_HL We're good now

If you ever feel dumb just remember people are PAYING 8,700% in funding to have pre-IPO exposure to Anthropic at a $1T valuation

@cryptosmiff Please stop posting videos of myself

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I think you can start shorting $ZEC here or better at $680. Don't think the Fed coin will further rip to $1000 as my timeline suggests.

@Her_Nonymous_D Lol I never did that but I love to tell a arrogant chick in the club I'm buying her a drink if she comes to the bar with me, only to only buy myself a drink, look at her and leave the situation.

Last night I witnessed one of the most embarrassing bar situations I’ve ever seen. 😭 This man walked up behind a group of 3,girls, leaned over to the bartender, and confidently said, “Whatever they want, it’s on me.” Then he walked away. Now naturally the girls got excited because… free drinks. 😭 So after their first round, they decided to order 3 shots of Don Julio too. The bartender made everything, sat the drinks down, and suddenly everyone started looking around for the mystery generous man. Tell me why this man was…

@i_am_jackis Big facts

Over trading is one of the biggest mistakes people make alongside too tight SLs & strategy hopping. You see gurus all over social media telling you that you need to be doing 10 trades a week with a minimum 5:1 RR. Nothing kills a portfolio sooner for most. The stats speak clearly, less than 10% of investors beat the SPX (~10% P.A) & even lesser % of traders make money longer term because conditions change each few months Not to mention exchanges sell orderflow data to market makers that know where liquidity is sitting at & it is easy to manipulate the market LTF wise multiple times. You won't beat HFT either. Your are being sold a dream & you are comparing yourself to it, instead of the reality. Letting MTF/HTF ideas play out, with proper invalidations is where the wealth is for small players as most of us are in my POV. Obviously there are multiple ways to success.