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Rex Taylor

@TexRaylor

Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Rex Taylor
Rex Taylor@TexRaylor·
Håller på att Dö i flemingsberg. Med mina sista andetag. ”Kör mig till karolinska solna”
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Rex Taylor@TexRaylor·
När man tar 2 resorb 17.50 för att kunna dricka öl ikväll igen.
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pat tobin
pat tobin@tastefactory·
ME: Actually, her name is not Khaleesi. That's her Dothraki title. Her name is Daenerys Targaryen. GUY ON SUBWAY: I didn't say anything
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David Hughes
David Hughes@david8hughes·
[giving tour of zoo] Kid: how long is a giraffe's neck? Me: long as fuck Kid: how many feet though? Me: he's got 4 feet & a long fucken neck
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Rex Taylor@TexRaylor·
Trist att man betalar för en tjänst som fungerar 3 av 4 gånger. Lökigt & dåligt ping SL
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Elizabeth Tilly
Elizabeth Tilly@Tilleeeey·
Hatar när touch ID inte känner igen mitt fingeravtryck och jag tvingas låsa upp mobilen som en mugglare..
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David Hughes
David Hughes@david8hughes·
Son: daddy is the moon just the sun with the lights off Me [deep sigh]: when I drop u off at school do you just go sit in a fucken field?
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Floyd
Floyd@dafloydsta·
ME: I have good news & bad news WIFE: Bad news first M: The penguin pooped in the tub W: We don't own a- M: *smiling* And now the good news
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Cat Damon
Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin·
Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?
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thomas violence
thomas violence@thomas_violence·
control this is uhh definitely one of the astronauts... umm... what would you do if a janitor got stuck on the shuttle somehow ......over.
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