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@USFWS Ngl the first time I found a Salamander (named her Bianca) I thought I found that fish that learned to crawl on land from my biology textbook. Was sorely disappointed when I showed a picture of her to my science teacher

The temps are down, and leaves are piling up… but this year, consider leaf-ing space for wildlife. While it might seem a bit rebellious, critters, insects, and this spotted salamander prefer when you lay off the yard work. More: ow.ly/9ceK50KM11e 📸: Nathan Traxler

@USFWS @USFWSRefuges Long live The Admiral, hope you got some you sexy reptilian motherfucker

@USFWS @USFWSRefuges I once found a tortoise in the middle of a road at midnight and decided to take him to the nearest pond so he could get some tail (guy was handsome af) but found out he was a land dweller so I put him back where I found him on the side of the road he was crawling towards

Desert tortoises live in a variety of desert habitats from sandy flats to rocky foothills, including alluvial fans, washes and canyons, where suitable soils for den construction might be found. #deserttortoiseweek Photo by USFWS #Thread

@USFWS Make sure to check in with your partner early... got to the wedding day before I learned she thought bats are "icky". My only regret is not finding out sooner. Yall are doing God's work 🙌💪🙏👏🤌

New ick unlocked: when they don't understand the importance of bats Though often feared and loathed as sinister creatures, bats are vital to the environment and economy. Learn why bats are essential, the threats they’re facing and how to help: fws.gov/story/bats-are…

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Spicy borb. Bullocks orioles live throughout the western half of the continental US. You might catch sight of them hanging upside down from branches as they forage for insects. Photo: Anna Blades/USFWS

@USFWS @SimoneSonder I'm a bit of an amateur at these things, but here you go!

@SimoneSonder If you can get one, we'll share it!

@Phoenixthelost @epicdndmemes In the comic, the guy rolls the die before even finishing his statement. He wasn't told to roll for it. If you're at the table and a player says "I roll to seduce the Lich!" And rolls a die before you can say anything, do you still have to allow it if they hit a nat 20?

#dnd #ttrpg

@USFWS Y'all should use this on your website! Excellent picture and a great endorsement of the USFWS by one of the most important little fellers around

When your friend takes the selfie and cuts you out of the frame. "I love this one!" - 🐝 📷 Mike Budd/USFWS

"You look at me, and you tell me, do you feel like a 14 is a high enough roll for your character to be able to use a dance ribbon to fly?"

Oh my god! One of the surgical interns had a one-night stand with a guy and it turned out he was her new attending and the chief of neurosurgery 😱

@USFWS @semiotex It just wants scritches, right?

@semiotex 👀

@PaulL00ney And it's a goddamn masterpiece

This is now my most played track ever after only three weeks! Thanks to anybody who listened 🥰

@PaulL00ney Just finished listening to "God, Please" on YouTube for the... (I don't know)-th time. Do you have plans to go on Spotify? For now I'm gonna listen to it on repeat via YouTube, but I would love to throw it into some of my pre-existing playlists

@Chirurgic @USFWS Thank you!

@TexanBadger @USFWS Not these, but you can probably get seeds and cuttings for some more well-known at risk plants, and you can always look up pollinator gardens for tips on how to help bugs!

We have breaking botanical news, we repeat, breaking botanical news. A rare orchid called the small whorled pogonia, has been found by botanists in Vermont for the first time since 1902! 📷: G. Peeples/USFWS

@TrishHerps4Life @USFWS Are they good shots?

@TexanBadger @USFWS My least favorite is a goose butt because they projectile poop at you when you try and band them.

Something weighing on your mind? We can help! Clear your conscience by confessing to your wildlife crimes. DMs open now! 📬

@TrishHerps4Life @USFWS That's the coolest thing I'm going to learn today. Thank you.

@TexanBadger @USFWS Probably turtle butts since they breath through them

@TrishHerps4Life @USFWS What is your favorite animal butt?

@USFWS I've touched a lot of animal butts...for science.