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Superman’s stunt double

Te𝕏as Katılım Nisan 2022
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AOC thinks that if we ever go back to land on the moon - we should wait until it’s a full moon to make it a bigger target. SpaceX take note and plan accordingly. @SpaceX @elonmusk
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BREAKING NEWS!!! This patriotic bastard is the first human listed in the alien files! Please protect him if possible, he should be on the lead float for the 4th of July parade. @RandyRRQuaid @elonmusk
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Recently discovered photo of Lincoln riding a Burchett 3000X Special on a hot summer day around the Washington Capitol. Party on Abe @timburchett
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Some random person trying to make the time pass quickly while waiting on the new season of Secret of Skinwalker Ranch. @BrandonFugal
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We know the aliens won’t have any earth currency for gas or a trip to Buc-ee’s, so I’m starting a gofundme account for them. NGO money seems prevalent in the give-money-away arena, so I’ll start there. Anyone stepping up to give today??
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Is it fair to us flamingos to compare us to French prosecutors?? - Flamingos worldwide
Elon Musk@elonmusk

@xDaily Ils sont plus faux qu’un euro en chocolat et plus pédés qu’un flamant rose en tutu fluo !

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Is she saying Elon doesn’t owe taxes on money he couldn’t possibly earn?? @elonmusk
Ted Cruz@tedcruz

To be fair, @aoc did invent electric cars that have sold millions and also revolutionized rocket ships.

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